[professorsparklepants]

My coworker had a baby recently, and before she gave birth she told me she was so excited for the kid to grow up a little bit so that she could take her to baby raves. Because apparently there's a DJ in the area who stages raves that you can bring your kids to, but all of the tracks he plays are pre-approved by his toddler.

[silv3r-sev3n]

His name is Lenny Pearce!!

[pearlwingdraws]

I was just gonna do a little redraw of my deinonychus from a couple of years ago but then it got a little out of hand… which one’s your favorite?

[wuntrum]

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm not asking for much. i just want a life where i can afford a safe and comfortable home, groceries, healthcare, and be able to buy whatever i want all the time without ever checking my bank account. dressed every single day in bespoke 3 piece suits by a locally beloved tailor. and someone shampoos my hair for me every other day in my at-home spa.

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[cannibalchicken]

[m-oshun-deactivated20251105]

Time to LOCK IN *falls asleep*

[rozanovshane]

how it feels to enjoy the life of a showgirl without fifty eleven people telling me they hate it

[nessa007]

me @ the life of a showgirl haters

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Man, the state of American truck breeding has gotten so unethical. They’re so far removed from their working breed roots on top of that most truck owners do not need a working breed. Trucks used to be powerful but sleek. Now they’re just heft to no purpose.

The older lines were able to lift huge loads without superfluous bulk. They were also easier to load and unload with low beds. The new lines are so tall that getting them loaded is actually harder.

Not to mention temperament has gotten way out of hand. Trucks used to be incredibly docile- for such a large automotive a good disposition was paramount to the breed. But the current lines are unacceptably territorial, making them a danger to other cars around them.

The very tall hoods also pose a real risk to their handlers and pedestrians, I think the trucks get skittish about how little visibility they have and act out which is unfair to them and those they threaten out of fear.

I just wish people would think before pushing for unreasonable breed standards. They’re definitely falling into form over function and it’s such a shame.

[passionpeachy]

[knightofbreath]

@little-flame-prince

[aceauthorcatqueen]

@kaity--did

[tea-time-terrier]

American Eel baby!!!

This was a super fun project despite the tricky material! It's a satin-y gold and not very forgiving.

[onlytiktoks]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[shamebats]

Since there is a wave of anti-birth control propaganda, this is your reminder that the birth coontrol pill was responsible for 30% more women graduating with college degrees between 1970-1990

[cwicseolfor]

Also a whole lot of people need it to hold down a job or stay in school regardless of reproductive risk: it offers menstrual control. It can be the difference between debilitating, bedbound periods and normal function. It’s medicine. It’s also very cheap to produce and returns soooo many thousands of dollars to the economy for every dollar it costs, so don’t let anyone make a false financial argument about it.