Accidentally a MILF

don’t forget birth control kids

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[transstudent]

“PROTECT TRANS LIVES”

[70sscifiart]

Black light Star Trek poster

[cock-holliday]

“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“

So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.

[ophidiae]

#wga strike #also consider #if we pay writers properly #and give them enough staff and time to write #our shows will be better

[bilesandthesourwolf]

me - any time i feel sleepy - in the year of our lord 2023:

[imsobadatnicknames2]

So our cat Ravioli sometimes does this thing we've started calling a Ravioli jumpscare where he'll hide next to a door or behind a piece of furniture and wait for us to pass next to him and jump at us lifting both his front paws in the air. So sometimes I'll be working on the living room while my husband is in the bedroom and he'll notice the cat crouching down next to the door and he'll be like "babe can you come in for a sec? The cat wants to jumpscare you"

[16woodsequ]

[spoonie-isms]

[roycohn]

this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real

[cryolyst]

[bisexualben10]

i am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store

[shazadlatifgf-deactivated202301]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), dir. Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Ah, forever and ever one of the greatest bits ever put to film.

Needs the first part!  It was where I, as a wee lad of 16,  first heard the words “Anarchosyndicalist Commune”

[lasrina]

Not even queueing this, making SURE it’s posted for coronation day.

[elizabethswitch]

It never seems to come up, or at least I can’t recall it, in any Dracula film, but one of the more sinister, I mean actually appalling, notes Jonathan makes about his carriage trp into the Carpathian range is simply this: 

“Here and there we passed Cszeks and Slovaks, all in picturesque attire, but I noticed that goitre was painfully prevalent.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goitre

Goitre is, or was, a common illness in landlocked areas, especially mountainous regions without easy sea access. Even as lately as Mr. Harker’s trip, its causes were not well understood and treatment was centered on excision of the distended gland, often only when it threatened someone’s ability to swallow or breathe. The incision and resulting scar were covered thereafter with bandages or large cloth bands around the throat, and it wasn’t unusual to know several older people receiving treatment– yet Jonathan sees so many people with bandaged throats during his top speed afternoon carriage ride that he makes note of it in his little pocket journal the next morning.

Dracula hasn’t been eating well, perhaps, but he has been eating frequently.

[2242706]

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

[setzeri]

Suuuuuck

[fwizard]

*FOOMP*

[sci-the-superb]

[beardedmrbean]

[angelbabymikaa]

You seem to care a lot about trans people for being cis yourself

local internet dumbass discovers what empathy is

[faegget-deactivated20230603]

[brown-forking-weed]

healthy homemade marlboro red recipe no sugar added

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[spitblossoms]