Floristea

Its time for new beginnings. This is my part of the void.

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[lyouve]

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[thememedaddy]

[my-heart-of-heart]

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[funny-history]

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[platypusesforarms]

Peregrine Falcon 🦅 Earth Odyssey S07E14 "Birds of a Feather"

A large, crow-sized falcon, it has a blue-grey back, barred white underparts and a black head. As is typical for bird-eating raptors, peregrine falcons are sexually dimorphic, with females being considerably larger than males. Although its diet consists almost exclusively of medium-sized birds, the peregrine will sometimes hunt small mammals, small reptiles, or even insects.

[herpsandbirds]

Taiwan Rosefinch (Carpodacus formosanus), male, family Fringillidae, order Passeriformes, endemic to Taiwan

photograph via: Tropical Birding Tours

[hurtstohope]

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

[hurtstohope]

he exists bc i made him