Call me Luna and kiss me at midnight

Step one: separate your lips. Step two: use facial muscles to pull back corners of mouth. Step three: widen your eyes. This is how to be happy.

[lunamsubmersi]

QUICK PSA: IF YOU'RE A TERF AND YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME OR CONSIDERING IT, DON'T. STOP. I DON'T WANT YOU HERE AND I WILL PURPOSELY FLOOD YOUR FEED WITH TRANS SUPPORT POSTS. I DON'T CARE TO DEBATE WITH YOU ON WHY YOU'RE A BITCH NOR WILL I CARE IF YOU TRY TO CORRECT ME OR ATTACK ME. YOU AREN'T SAFE HERE AND YOU NEVER WERE. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

Thank you. Have a terrible day, you absolute wretch. 😊

Also if your name is Ledah, see yourself the fuck out. You know what you did.

[sidsledge]

harry welsh constantly being the best guy around: a compilation

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[cottoncandylesbo]

[lunamsubmersi]

for no reason at all i would like to apologize to every german shepherd to ever live you didn't deserve that catastrophic insult

[lunamsubmersi]

i wanna know what insane skill i have that just summons well-known mfs from fandoms im in to just grab me and decide im allowed to be their mutual/friend

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[lesbibimbap]

reblog this to reblog from the user you reblogged from

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[silliest--billiest]

i love making art

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

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[veerletakino]

[no-one-offical]

Reblogging thrice for effective reach

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she's aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[glutton-for-funishment]

then wtf is a daffodil......................

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

buddy

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[thestrawberryfool]

It's easy to stay motivated to get outside and go places when Guillermo del Toro is walking behind you, pushing you forward with his psychic powers.

[itookyoudown]

here's my biggest tip and trick for farming games: you gotta build yourself a lil flower garden by the house because .. it pretty :)

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[guarddoggutterson]

My wife completely destroyed my vocabulary and I have to be so careful because I cant call it "mystery pork" and "eternal beef" to the customers but I know it's gonna slip out one of these days 💀

[lunamsubmersi]

I'm not apologizing for being funny.

Proteins I am waiting for them to release next:

- Riddle Chicken

- Perplexing Shrimp

- Confusing Meat Substitute

-Ominous Tuna