human | female | 22 | future SF officer

credit for icon https://www.tumblr.com/vic-fontaine/161292442485/i-really-wanted-a-starfleet-academy-wallpaper-for blog where I pretend to live in the 24th century Star Trek universe

[flotter4eva]

IHateFinalsIHateFinalsIHateFinals

I should just open a restaurant. Or run away to become a dabo girl. Or something.

[aroundthewaytrekkie]

[the-spot-archives]

Starfleet intelligence officer, working undercover at a cafe: I’ve got a latte for “Klingon Spy?”

Everyone: *Eyes each other suspiciously*

Starfleet intelligence officer, throwing down his badge in defeat: Dammit, I thought for sure that would work.

[ehyde]

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

[impossiblyfreshdonut]

i’m gonna fuck the aliens

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

- Zefram Cochrane on the 5th of April 2063

[flotter4eva]

I will fill out this fuck form in pain staking detail and you can't stop me.

You don't want to know all of this? Well I don't want to tell you any of this so at least now we are both uncomfortable. Equality.

[leolaroot]

klingon twink . or a vulcan bear even. listen to me im just fuckin saying words. butch betazoid. yeahhhh you liked that one.

[flotter4eva]

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[flotter4eva]

Does anyone have any good holonovel recommendations?

I like low stakes questing novel. It definitely can't have too much of an overarching plot I only do one session every few weeks because well. Starfleet academy.

[sir-memes-a-lot]

[flotter4eva]

"Starfleet Ensigns the lowest rung on the ladder."

-some stupid person I overheard

Cadets 👀

Enlisted personnel 👀

Civilian contractors 👀

[flotter4eva]

Did anyone ever pour a changeling theough a chemical analyser? Asking for a friend

[bugbashir]

What would you be daydreaming about happening to you as an ensign?

Captain notices my quiet hard work and I become their protege

I heroically save the entire ship and get a medal at a very public ceremony

I discover something HUGE when my superior thought was just a glitch

I happen to be on the bridge during a tense negotiation and prevent a war

I crack a joke and a senior officer laughs and says “you, I like you”

Secret, sordid, passionate affair with a particular senior officer

I explain a topic to captain after senior officer fails to make them understand

Captain gives speech to crew publicly saying I’m good at my job

I notice sad senior officer, comfort them, and become their actual friend

I happen to be part of First Contact and I’m the only one the aliens like

Senior officer invites me to the holodeck, idc why it’s about the holodeck!!

I am injured and the senior officers rally to save me…I need to feel loved okay

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2024

If you haven’t seen my “what would you be doing as an ensign” poll about mishaps, here!

[bugbashir]

What would you be doing as an ensign in Star Fleet?

Dozing off at my station because I was up late in the holodeck

Getting food poisoning from the weird stuff I ate on shore leave

Being Federation patient zero of multiple alien STDs

Creating rumors/fanfic about which senior officers are sleeping with who

Trying to throw off the Betazoid counselor by thinking weird things around them

Messing up first contact procedure the very first time I’m on the bridge

Getting lost on every away mission

Failing to recognize Q and almost causing the end of humanity

Unknowingly smart off to an ambassador

Getting crossed on intoxicants from different planets and nearly dying

Gaslighting coworkers of other species into believing bizarre things about mine

Actually doing my job with the respect it deserves?! You people.

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2024

[flotter4eva]

Starfleet: We don't know what happens as after Warp ten and at this point, we're too afraid to ask.

[levil0vesyou]

I didn't wanna derail the other post but I still wanna spread some love for my favourite subject...

Reblog if you've ever felt genuine joy or excitement from doing and/or thinking about math

[starbase777]

Star Trek poll time! Which Starfleet division would you be in?

Command

Tactical

Science

Medical

Operations

Engineering

Security

Intelligence

Civilian

Voting ended onJan 25, 2024

[bubbles-floating]

Pros about being in starfleet: space exploration, new experiences, science

Cons: having to write reports about everything

[lieutenant-bradward-boimler]

I’ve been doing more research into past bridge crew’s personal lives to see if I can employ any tactics to ensure my success in Starfleet recently, and me and Rutherford were talking about how a lot of famous officer had pets. I mean, Commander Data had a cat, and it was a great way for him to learn to socialize. Maybe pets help exemplify your responsibility to the higher ups? I’ll have to ask about possibly getting one of my own. My family had dogs back on Earth when I was a kid, so I have a little experience.

[lieutenant-bradward-boimler]

I am now realizing it can’t be a cat 🫤 That would make things weird around Dr. T’Ana and I’m in sickbay way too often to jeopardize that relationship. Maybe something more exotic?

[lieutenant-bradward-boimler]

Mariner suggested a “Moopsy”?? I’m pretty sure those are illegal. Thoughts?

[lieutenant-bradward-boimler]

Aw, they’re kinda cute. Why did Starfleet ban these again?

[flotter4eva]

Whatever you do, don't get a tribble.

We had a tribble infestation at the academy recently... It Did Not Go Well