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Em | she/her | Michigan | bi | infp-t

[butternaan]

[997]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sirgnomethegiant]

In Prince Caspian Susan literally throws an arrow fast and hard enough to pierce through a man’s armor and kill him. Savage.

[yennefers-geralt]

What’s even more savage is the way she stabs the first guy in the crotch before using the same arrow to kill the second guy. Susan’s not messing around.

[aeneas-didntdie-forthis]

Turn on

[flyinaminddance]

#susan pevensie #or her extremely appropriate official title ‘susan the gentle’ 

[ignitingthesky]

Susan was gentle because she could’ve been like this all the time but mercifully chose not to.

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[mrjinx87]

Satire is dead.

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[antique-scarecrow]

This is it. This is the meme of the decade. Photoshopping a goose into classic works of art. We've peaked

[snommelp]

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

you know since the cdc is now recommending we wear non-medical grade face masks, we might as well all bite the bullet and make plague masks to stuff with dried herbs that will keep out the miasma that carries the disease

[absolxguardian]

Time Traveler: Wait so miasma is real? Us: No, but actually yes

[dailyshowbiz]

KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) - dir. Matthew Vaughn

[princeheathen]

okay i uh. have not seen kingsman and i have not seen rocketman and i really was waiting for the caption to say rocketman 

[borg-beb]

My...my mom just accused trans people and scientists of starting the Corona virus.

[books-andbiscuits]

Excuse me what

[borg-beb]

She said the Corona virus is gods punishment for scientists trying to play god ("scientists playing god" is scientists finding proof of other genders, and helping trans people transition, etc.)

[borg-beb]

Reblog this if you're either trans, a trans ally, or a scientist bringing Gods wrath by helping people feel comfortable.

[profeminist]

[demonius-darkblade]

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

[politicalsci]

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[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

[lawchan89]

“We need a plus size princess!”

We’ve already got one

Just because Disney didn’t do it doesn’t mean it hasn’t been done

[bilboswwaggins]

Tea time!