Hey Jude, Don't Make It Bad

Coty Chambers - 30 - Therapist

[flowerchildcoty]

[flowerchildcoty]

teacherbenchambers‌:

YES! You’re the best! White wine it is. I’m out of school around 4 typically. Kids leave at 3:30 and I need to finish up for the day and get stuff ready for tomorrow. We’re doing a lot of patriotic things today. Of course they don’t understand it, but it’s important.

I wouldn’t be able to keep the plants alive.

I’m not the best, you are, little bro. Alright, that’s perfect for me. Dinner will be definitely ready by five so come whenever. We can make dessert together, it’ll be fun! Poor things, it’s best for them to be in the dark about today. It’s best. They don’t need to be exposed to this kind of thing at their age. When they’re older, obviously, it’ll be easier for them to grasp. Obviously don’t lie if they ask questions, but it’s best not to force them into it. I know you’re not doing any of that, though. You’re great with kids.

You would be, Benny-Ben! You kept mine alive, so you can definitely take care of your own. Give it a shot, it can’t hurt.

[flowerchildcoty]

teacherbenchambers‌:

Coty you’re a better cook than I am so there’s no doubt they’d think that. Those do sound really good though. Darn it, Coty! Why’d you have to go and say you wanted them because now I do too. I did notice the different pots. It’s still a lot of pots!

Are you making enhiladas? I’ll bring the wine though. Do you want white or red?

Hey, you’re a good cook, little bro. I taught you some of my tricks, remember? But yeah, I’m definitely making them tonight. I’ve got all the stuff to make it already so why not? I just need to start the slow cooker for the chicken. Bring white, it’s better with chicken.

But yeah, it’s a lot of pots, but it’s good for my home. It adds positive vibes and promotes better breathing. You should have some in your home, it’ll help you.

[flowerchildcoty]

teacherbenchambers‌:

Thank you. I learned from the best. Mom. I did get the cookies! Thank you so much and you’re welcome! You have SO many plants. How do you even keep up with them all!? And you are my best friend too.

I know you guys have the whole confidentiality thing. I don’t mind telling you though. Its not really anything you don’t already know about anyway.

Mom’s cooking is seriously the best. I hope that when I have kids, they’ll think my cooking is as good as mom’s. Now I want her chicken enchiladas she makes. Fuck. Anyway, I’m glad you love the cookies! I know those were your favorite. I keep track of them because of the pots. Each one is different if you noticed. Yay for being best friends! Only Chambros can be best friends in this family.

Well, as long as you don’t mind. You should come over for dinner, we’ll hang out and have a good time. All you have to do is bring the wine.

[flowerchildcoty]

teacherbenchambers‌:

I guess you’re right. I just like picking out my own food. I talk to you because you’re my brother. I don’t know the other people there. I mean, we just talk about what happened back in high school to me. 

Exactly, and that’s motivation, Benny-Ben. And you are a good cook. Oh, I left cookies for you on my counter. Did you get them? I know I gave you the key to take care of my plants while I was gone. I appreciate it. You talk to me because you’re my brother? And also best friend? Duh!

If that’s what you talk about, it’s still not my business. You’re my brother, but the confidentiality clause is air-tight for a lot of us. I don’t share my patients stories unless they give me permission. Just as long as you tell me you’re doing well with them, that’s all I need to know. 💜

[flowerchildcoty]

teacherbenchambers‌:

Can you really call going to the store going somewhere though since everyone has to go for food? And I don’t really talk to anyone at the gym. Therapy is going alright.

Uh, yeah you can, because there’s uber eats and shit now. You can even get groceries delivered to your front door. So, yeah, it’s still going out. You talk to me at the gym when we go together or see each other. Don’t sell yourself short, Benny-Ben. And good! I’m so glad to hear that. I know you won’t tell me what you all talked about, and I won’t pry. I’m just glad you have someone for that. You’re my brother and I love you.

[flowerchildcoty]

paintingjude‌:

PRIVATE: 

Ohhhh, okay, okay lol! How did you manage this during a work conference? I guess you have your ways! Well, Ollie set me up with his sister Ellie out of the blue. Asked me what I was doing one morning and then told me to go to this coffee shop to meet her, so I did. We talked and she was amazing so last night I took her on an official date. We went to dinner in Little Italy and then to MoMA, where I already spend a lot of my time but it was nice to be there with someone else for a change. She’s very gorgeous too, yes. You’ve probably met her since your good friends with Ollie. She’s got beautiful bright eyes and her smile is the same way. I’ve never been out with someone who is as beautiful as her to be honest! Oh my god, no I did not! What do you take me for, Coty? I’m a gentleman! 

Private:

Ellie is such a sweetheart! I adore her, and she’s a real fucking snack, Judie-babe. You got so lucky with her. Are you guys going out on a second date? Bitch, I know you’re not like that, but still. I thought I’d ask. Since “Dear Penthouse” isn’t a thing anymore, I need my fix of sexy stories.

[flowerchildcoty]

paintingjude‌:

How was the conference? Last week I had an interpreting one as well in Pennsylvania, but now I’m back. I’ve been catching up on appointments here, been spending time with someone new too….

It was amazing, Jude! I connected with old colleagues and even had a bit of fun of my own. 😉That sounds like so much fun, sweetheart! Did you have fun? Ohhhh! Dish, bitch! Tell me everything! Are they gorgeous? Did you get down and busy the first date? 😘

[flowerchildcoty]

teacherbenchambers‌:

Uuuum… I don’t think so. I don’t go anywhere ever.

Yeah you do, you go to the store. I know you go to the gym. But besides that, how’s your therapist doing with you?

[flowerchildcoty]

teacherbenchambers‌:

Saaaaaaame as usual!

Hey now, I’m sure something cool has popped up since I’ve been gone. Weren’t you going out the day I called you?

[flowerchildcoty]

I just had a week-long conference for my field and I’m so ready to get back to work. How is everyone doing?

[craigisheere]

flowerchildcoty‌:

Coty: Wow, that’s super cool! How did you meet him?

Craig: Ollie’s like best friends with him so last night he commented on my post and we talked for a bit. I sort of freaked on him with being a fan so he brought me merch. He came after our matinee.

[flowerchildcoty]

Coty: Ollie is so sweet! That's so cool, though, Craig! Really? I'm jealous! Did you guys talk at all after he dropped the presents off?

[craigisheere]

flowerchildcoty‌:

Coty: Who did you meet, Craigy-Boy?

Craig: Flippin Jaxon Anderson from Panic! He brought me merch! 

[flowerchildcoty]

Coty: Wow, that's super cool! How did you meet him?

[craigisheere]

Text || Craig&Coty

Craig: OMG Coty guess who I just met!

[flowerchildcoty]

Coty: Who did you meet, Craigy-Boy?

[flowerchildcoty]

Text: Sooooo I may or may not have booked an appointment with a therapist who's not you to talk about all my shit.

Text: Um, excuse you, Benny-Ben. Why? Are they good? If you wanted a therapist that wasn't me, I could've easily given you references.

[flowerchildcoty]

Text || Chambros

Ben: Nooo! Ugh that sucks!

Ben: I guess so. I don't know, omelets aren't that hard though.

Ben: But I don't see why someone would be. I'm nothing special.

Coty: Right? Ughhh! I felt so awful that I ate a tube of raw cookie dough. I hated myself for it but it soothed my pain.

Coty: Omelets are hard if you don't know how to make them. And trust me, some people turn them into scrambled eggs. Which is still good. When I first started making them, I accidentally flipped out out of the pan and landed on my chest. It was so hot. LOL!

Coty: And that, little bro, is why I keep telling you to have a session with me. I can help you with what you've been through. It's literally my job.

[flowerchildcoty]

reduxblaine‌:

Guess we all can’t be so talented. Why not go eat something? I know it’s late, but if food is calling you…

See, I can bake, simple things, but I can bake!

Oh, it’s not talented, my gorgeous friend. It’s all about practice. And I’ve got popcorn in the microwave. I’m just waiting for it to finish popping.

Hey, baking is a science! That takes a lot of precision and discipline. Cooking is an art because you can fuck with seasonings and all that. But I’ll teach you how to make those simple things. And if you know any recipes you feel you’re good at, show them off! Never hide that because people love food.