Country Nerd

I'm a total mess. This blog is a hodge podge of things. Who really knows what you'll find. I'm so sorry.

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[adonischildsupportcase]

[anxietyproblem]

[ilfascinodelvago]

[voluptama]

butt types

© Viktor Hertz

[lynati]

[memento-mariii]

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[eversoslightlybitter]

Peer-reviewed tags

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[babyfairy]

[melodramaticsoprano]

why does this have so much emotion? melancholy? I dunno why but this slaps and makes me feel sad

[lonely-space-ace]

(at the campus cafe with friends.)

Friend: hmmm I want to get the quesadilla but I dont know if I should

Us: why shouldn't you?

Friend: I don't know if I need the dairy

Us: oh, do you have a dairy sensitivity?

Friend: no I just keep seeing stuff about how bad dairy is for you-

*immediate incoherent cacophony as all four of us begin screaming at once. The common sentiment is: 'no what the fuck' 'what are you talking about' 'you literally need dairy to live' 'the diet industry is lying to you' 'if someone tells you to cut out a food group they are stupid' and 'order the damn quesadilla for the love of god'*

anyone moral of the story dont listen to the diet industry eat food and enjoy your life please

[catasters]

[foldingfittedsheets]

My beloved and I took a trek up to a town an hour north that has a tea shop they love. When we got there they were so sad that one of the teas they were most excited about was empty.

When we asked the shop lady about it she said she needed to make more and that’s all there was for now.

I watched my beloved wilt. They accepted the bad new. I did not, and looked back at the lady to ask, “Is it possible that mixing more is happening today?”

“I need to get the hammer…”

I blinked but persisted, “We just drove a long while to get here and this is the one my wife was super excited about. Maybe later today it would be refilled…?”

“Well. Yeah, okay, later today I can, I’ll call you.”

We thanked her profusely and gave her our info to call and my wife paid for it upfront.

After we wrapped that up I broached, “So… a hammer….”

“Yeah I need to pound the shit out of the star anise, it’s very disruptive.”

[kosmogrl]

[wisco-country]

[anxietyproblem]

[yorgen-sh]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.

[spicymochi]

they have flowers for you!

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[tosety]

Oh, no, tsundere isn't the right term because we aren't trying to hide anything.

We're not about to leave you stranded but we really do think you're an idiot for getting yourself into the situation.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

[coreomajoris]

This post keeps getting longer and it's all exactly right and amazing.

[ruinedchildhood]

[autistichare]

Ok, so I am now watching the full 18 minute video on YouTube and it's amazing.

Especially the line "I realised I have absolutely no idea how to teach an octopus piano."

[legomaniaisbored]

I need everyone to see the update on Mattias' yt community tab

[teathattast]