come on moonflower

🌼🌼

[next-level-charli]

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]

[glyphsmash]

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

[possibly-a-ghost]

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*

[sorcerywithwords]

the only personality test that matters:

1. who do you main in mario kart

2. favourite pokemon type

3. hot or cold

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[nepofledgling]

When you have no sense of self and someone says something about you

[riverpheonixs]

“Not if I see you first”

Stand by Me (1986) / John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

[rivjudephoenix]

“We shared an artistic sensibility. River was just so down-to-earth, spiritual and a unique artist. Yeah, I miss him,” says Reeves quietly. When Phoenix suggested the two of them make My Own Private Idaho, “I was in right away,” he says. They had something else in common, a shared experience suggested in the now almost unbearably moving scene where the two sit by a campfire and talk haltingly about their childhoods.

Mike (Phoenix): If I had a normal family, and a good upbringing, then I would have been a well-adjusted person.

Scott (Reeves): Depends on what you call normal.

Mike: Didn’t have a dog, or a normal dad. Anyway, that’s all right. I don’t feel sorry for myself, I feel like I’m, you know, well-adjusted.

Scott: What’s a normal dad?

Phoenix’s dysfunctional childhood, growing up in a rackety family who for a time belonged to the Children of God cult, has been well-documented. Reeves’ was different, but no slouch when it came to potential trauma. Was that another thing that drew them together? He ponders the question a full 10 seconds. “Certainly our histories played a role in that movie and in that scene. So I’ll say yes to that, yeah,” he says.

— The Guardian, May 2019

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[shinosarna]

so? theyre busy relaxing in bed, mind your own business

[kdrm]

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

[athetos]

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

[mesopelagic]

fuckin legend

[fairycosmos]

Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

[turings-deactivated20180627]

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

[turings-deactivated20180627]

i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i’m the perfect employee for someone out there, and that someone just might be you(r company)!

[sashayed]

I’m a very special girl who has captured the hearts of all our volunteers, but just keeps getting overlooked when it comes to that forever boss to call my own! Could it be you? I can use Excel and the toilet. Vaccinated.  

[scribblehooves]

Me, speaking incomprehensibly about my niche interests

[gayhaircut]

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

[gayhaircut]

ladies are u all ok

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

no

[tsunflowers]

the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

[futchcommunist-deactivated20190]

[grooviestbaby]

me: :(

animal crossing:

* * .🍐 * . 🐟 * . *

🐻. * 🌼. * . .🦋

* 🍎* . 🐶🐱🐮🐭 *. *. . *. .

* . * ☀️ * 💗 🍑. *. 🐞 🍀* 🎶.

. 🌈* 🦝 . * . 🔮

me: :)