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youthetrevival

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

7thblacksheep-deactivated201907

Bitch I’m wet

ryandevon

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

thresholdofzero-deactivated2018

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

thebestoftumbling

HELLO SMALL COW

orangevegan

*SNIFF SNIFF*

transmasculine-spock

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.

gifsboom

rafzombie

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi

filbipott

I thought it was a giant squid.

bugcthulhu

holy shit they get this big?

zooophagous

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.

I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

trynottodrown

ha cthulhu

cosmictuesdays

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

medie

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

keenblade9

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.

spoookyscary

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

lindeloffspring

what did i just read

harokissmile

Irish women are strong as fuck

lord-kitschener

“I lived, bitch” irl

neverthere12345

colormipretty

Stop littering!!

trashcanbees-deactivated2019120

I’m still not over this, THIS is what big dick energy means

phaxes

via weheartit

awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate

So that’s what’s going on in her hed rn…

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helltitty

popculturebrain

Watch: Dulcé Sloan made her ‘Daily Show’ debut — and killed it

onlyayangel-deactivated20180201

BABY, IT’S ALWAYS KENDALL JENNER

mxlabradorite

I love Dulcé Sloan so much. <3

taraljc

I want to keep the gif where she gives him That Look and he slides his hand over to touch hers as my fave reaction gif for finding like minds ever.

#BABY ITS ALWAYS KENDALL JENNER

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ofallthehappy-deactivated202004

squad

bopeep

we dem b o y z

geopsych

Three years ago today. I love this bit of video. Not sure why.

dearydeerling-deactivated201904

Because this looks like a Monet painting or an old watercolour anime background come to life?! I was in utter disbelief until it started moving.

lv0009

it is so upsetting listening to so many males talk about all of the times they have gone on road trips alone and slept in their cars alone or on the side of the road, or travelled overseas alone and slept on the floor of strangers homes or in parks or at hostels, and they appear to have such freedom in that they are able to be alone in ways that females, unfortunately, cannot. and there is an ignorance surrounding this in that these boys never seem to comprehend just how fortunate they are that strange people and unfamiliar places and the dark of night are not their enemies but rather exciting, promising things.

1or3

“Yes, my consuming desire is to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all this is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always supposedly in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yes, God, I want to talk to everybody as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night…”

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath