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[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

look at this goat jumping in slow motion to 13th Floor Elevators

[boymeetworldtradecenter]

“In one sense, death literally grips” sounds like a kid writing a paper for a high school film class desperately trying to fit the name of the movie into the paper about it, i.e. “truly, at the end of the day, they were all Home Alone 3″

[brimalandro]

[urulokid]

this was the worst punked ever you wanted to laugh at justin timberlake but ended up just feeling really sorry for him because he just sits there and accepts his fate

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

this was so mean

[flslayer-blog]

kutcher don’t hurt jt like this man what did jt ever do to you

[chalkandwater]

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

[frosidon]

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

[flslayer-blog]

like fair enough but you gotta show love to his filming crew too

cause it ain’t just david attenborough all by himself innit

[sympolite]

pro tips

don’t use a bunch of obscure jargon when making an sj post for broad audiences

[sympolite]

of course, there’s bound to be some jargony stuff, but keep it at a minimum, and if you can, substitute it with what the word describes or refers to

[volvo-audiobooks]

Visit Original Link

[spacehunter-m]

[flslayer-blog]

Happy birthday. Hope everything goes well.

it did! (it was three days ago but thanks nonetheless) 

[flslayer-blog]

oh happy birthday! !!

thank you so much!

[swimmingsimians]

Visit Original Link

[annoys-parrot]

[tamamoland]

what i wanna know is who’s the asshole who decided to put tanbark in playgrounds instead of sand. fucking tanbark that shit was the worst

[tamamoland]

imagine falling off a swing and landing in this

[mycoins]

[mycoins]

hey yall i still see this getting reblogged without the caption but this is the album cover to my new album that i worked for the better part of a year on nonstop and some shitty aesthetic blog decided that didn’t matter. you can listen to it here or by clicking on the picture. it’s free to download but any donations help me pay off outstanding hospital charges. thanks so much.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

These are two completely unrelated things but I’m just cracking up imagining the conductor of the infamously dangerous and inhumane Stanford prison experiment looking back on the abuse he had perpetuated against his research subjects and saying “man… I should do a nicer experiment next time”

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Yo is he serious ?

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

[otterslinger]

You know, memes could be PPG Reboot’s downfall

Warner Brothers got sued when Keyboard Cat and Nyan Cat were used in Scribblenauts.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

It’s easy for corporations to forget that memes do have individual creators, as nebulous as they may be. the person who created the original trollface comic is a known individual

[tombstonettromboners]

Remember when the troll face guy got that awful meme tower defense game taken down??

[protom-lad]

Please Troll Face man, deliver us from this evil.

[kumagawa]