loosen up a bit

[happifying-things]

[valtsv]

me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it

me literally a minute later:

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[kaijuno]

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

[omghotmemes]

Reputation destroyed

[huntydraws]

I am above the law

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[goblinlord-deactivated20160826]

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

[unclefather]

Do you know him?

[content-froggregator]

A comparison of a male Pacman Frog, left, and a female, right. Or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole?

[frogsuggest]

madam spgheettey 

[kelssiel]

and her assistant mr guack

[youlovetoseeit]

me

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[mrsbandicoot-deactivated2021061]

BALL.

[postmortemtsarina]

[guam-deactivated20240602]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[mindfulwrath]

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

[archangel-online]

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

[nightfuryqueen]

Game: Gives you a simple task that you’ve probably already did many times before.

Game: Adds a timer.

Me:

[sirfrogsworth]

The perfect way to oversee his domain. 

[webcomicname]

[memesandlaughs]