what not to do at a stop light

Shannon instagram: fragilefawnn 23 - Nj throw me off a cliff into the void. i like reptiles. 🐍

[flufferoon]

[flufferoon]

[thebootydiaries]

me: wow that guy is attractive

me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

[instantwaffles-deactivated20190]

I have no impulse control

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

I would lay down my life for you

[teathattast]

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[pastelspacecowboy-deactivated20]

What kind of noise is that??

[babyanimalpic]

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[blackqueerblog]

I hope this is everyone else too!

[daily-bad-jokes]

occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.

today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

[daily-bad-jokes]

how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just

[meckamecha]

It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

[its-going-down]

[somecutething]

[programmerhumour]

[naamahdarling]

This is actually A+ cat management. “Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

[cat-memes-only]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weloveshortvideos]

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

[lastgunfighterballad]

God bless the Scots