Fluffey

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TIL some people are very much against quarantine. Someone told me that the America was worse than North Korea because they instill a false sense of freedom because of masks and requiring you to stay home.... ಠ_ಠ idk how to answer them.

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I’m always surprised that my phone or AirPod case hasn’t stopped working yet. I can’t go without a week dropping either or losing them. I’ve dropped my phone down a flight of stairs, in the ocean, threw it across the room, and yet it’s still alive.

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...if my phone can make it, so can humans

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I’m always surprised that my phone or AirPod case hasn’t stopped working yet. I can’t go without a week dropping either or losing them. I’ve dropped my phone down a flight of stairs, in the ocean, threw it across the room, and yet it’s still alive.

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You ever just forget you like something? Like, you forget you like a certain type of food but then try it again and are mildly surprised that you forgot it existed.

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I find that pretending that you know what your doing on the homework makes it easier to solve.

Don’t understand matrices? Prentend that whatever you’re doing is right and it will be so much easier!

I mean, maybe this is why I’m failing.

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Whatever you’re thinking right now? Wrong.

The answer is cat. The answer is always cat.

Therefore, cat is always right.

Do not deny the cat.

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I just love how Netflix decides to kick me off of my show when my parents start watching.

Priorities 🙃, just gotta love em.

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Taking a poll, how many have painted their rooms personally? Like, filling the holes and sanding the walls? It doesn’t have to be something you always do, you could have just done it once.

But, if there was a product that could allowed for hands free sanding on vertical surfaces, would you buy it if you are doing a home project?

TL;DR, hands free sander, interested? Like, comment or DM me.

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How to write an essay

Step one: choose a topic/arguement

Step two: write a draft

Step three: write a better draft

Step four: look for resources...

(Wait-shouldn’t that be high up on the list?)

Step five: realize that none of the sources help you

Step six: redo steps one, two, and three so they match your sources

Step six: procrastination

(*rustles a bag of chips* I sorfhy whafht?)

Step seven: ...

(When is this due?)[Tonight?]

(Shit...)

Step eight: it’s 11:59 and it’s due at twelve, what’s peer review again?

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Be a politician in D&D!!

Can’t decide which party to be in? Left and right views? Just make your own directions!

In D&D, you can be both or none at the same time! In this case, I choose to go backwards -this encounter is too high level for me.

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Fun fact: The reason the plurals for “moose” and “goose” are not the same is because the “oo” in goose is Germanic in origin while the “oo” in moose is Native American.

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Statistically, there are probably over a million people who share my interest. But suddenly, whenever I go outside, they disappear.

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I was watching a lot of videos with dancing elements recently. Suddenly, I find that I’ve gotten better at dancing. I wonder why...

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Dreams are weird, I heard that their supposed to contain our memories and deepest desires in a creative story. Well, like, in my most previous dream I stabbed someone. I’m pretty sure I’ve never done that before.

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Was is delicious?

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Dreams are weird, I heard that their supposed to contain our memories and deepest desires in a creative story. Well, like, in my most previous dream I stabbed someone. I’m pretty sure I’ve never done that before.

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I’ve had a mean cat and a nice cat, the next one is gonna be a 50/50 toss up

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For adults, do you just magically start liking coffee? Like, is that something that symbolizes your evolution into the ever depressing grown up world?

But like at the same time, there are snot nosed brats that drink coffee when their 9?? Am I missing something here??