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dimonds456-art

i had to

pangur-and-grim

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

ssajin

@pangur-and-grim ?

pangur-and-grim

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

porterdavis

Now why do you think he did that?

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Of course, bro! Of course I'll help you! I just need you to solve my riddles three first, bro. Then I'm on it.

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Bro, you're making it weird. It doesn't have to be weird. I just need you to solve the riddles, bro. Just solve them. You don't have to be like that. You just gotta solve the riddles, okay bro?

crimewave420

would you have sex with a dude if he was green

are they nice to me

angelbabymikaa

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

projectquotemary

*skipping stones across an artificial lake the Eridians made Grace*

Grace: This is nice.

Rocky, who does not understand this Earth activity: Take that you fucking lake.

poorly-drawn-mdzs

Maybe we saw the real shrimp colours this whole time.

itsgonnabeoak

is this anything

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

drarry

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

drarry

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

broken-horn-of-equius

badassdemonsword

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

wtf were you gonna say

redhotarsenic

Please respect my privacy

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

my deepest apologies

redhotarsenic

I forgive you

redhotarsenic

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

tastefullyoffensive

roachpatrol

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

ayellowbirds

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

it-is-bugs

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

huggableotter-deactivated202010

Please let him science 🐧

mrshamill

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

ekjohnston

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now