Oh, You Poor, Sheltered Boy

WWBD? I’m standing on the mouth of hell and it’s gonna swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me🎀 There’s nothing we can’t face… except for bunnies👀 I think Ben and Glory might be connected, IDK how tho🤔 Can we rest now?🥹

[turnaboutstevie]

weatherboy (derogatory)

[duskbcys-deactivated20221016]

op what does this mean

[turnaboutstevie]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[chiarachlamydia]

[daisychase]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER // 7.12 "Potential" Look, if I come here, it’s because I gotta wring information out of something large, scary, drunk… with a room full of friends who don’t care very much for the Slayer. Remember that.

[lxvespxffy]

so you what, just gonna let this whoever play you until it figures out what kills you?

[sprusillar]

i feel like the fight scene between angel and spike in ats season 5 episode 8 isn’t talked about enough. specifically this dialogue:

SPIKE: Come on, hero. Tell me more. And I'll tell you why you can't stand the bloody sight of me.

Cause every time you look at me... you see all the dirty little things I've done, all the lives I've taken... because of you! Drusilla sired me, but you… you made me a monster!

ANGEL: I didn't make you, Spike. I just opened up the door and let the real you out.

SPIKE: You never knew the real me. Too busy trying to see your own reflection... praying there was someone as disgusting as you in the world, so you could stand to live with yourself. Take a long look, hero. I'm nothing like you

its soooo good. i’ll tell you why you can’t stand the sight of me??? all the lives i’ve taken because of you??? you made me a monster??? i wish the other characters in both shows knew more of the darla/angel/dru/spike lore and we got to see them deconstruct their preconceived ideas of william the bloody and angelus in real time. i wish they’d shown more lore in general. i assume the scoobies might have asked sometime, but spike would for sure lie to look cooler than he was. the fact that angel was the reason spike became a vampire. everything evil soulless spike did only ever happened because angel sired drusilla. not to mention the weird hazing/teaching spike his ways. the audacity of angel with a soul to say he only let the real william out, as if he ever knew anything about william pre being turned?? oh my god. you never knew the real me, too busy trying to see your own reflection??? bar after bar. if i was angel id have staked myself right there and then. not only does spike win the fight, he reads him to filth. insane. peak dialogue. i wish we got more of this from them

[moondoll67]

bonus because they're extra insane for this

[moondoll67]

[ilovemosss]

of course one must imagine spike and dawn getting kicked out of the movie theater because they tried to watch twilight when it came out and couldnt stop laughing

[sayanrougshaban]

[elusivehoney]

"This is the 90's! The 1990's, in point of fact."

Buffy The Vampire Slayer | Season One | 1997

[itzz-evie]

When I posted my goth Tara Maclay fanart I got SO many people saying what if her and Spike were actually friends in that universe. So for all those people here's a shit drawing of goth Tara and punk Spike.

I might draw then properly one day.

(btw for those of you that have no clue what I'm talking about the original fanart is here)

[daecys]

[honeyybrii]

every time i think i've moved on i'm right back to -

you listen to me. i've been alive a bit longer than you - and dead a lot longer than that. i've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things i prefer you didn't. don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. i follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. so i make a lot of mistakes - a lot of wrong bloody calls

100 plus years, and there's only one thing i've ever been sure of. You.

hey, look at me. i'm not asking you for anything, when i say i love you, it's not because i want you, or because i can't have you. it has nothing to do with me. i love what you are, what you do. how you try.

i've seen your kindness, and your strength. i've seen the best and the worst of you. and i understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are.

you're a hell of a woman

you're the One, Buffy

...

i don't wanna be the one

[shanebuffys]

Can’t believe Spike thinks he’s a bad poet when he says stuff like. “I love you. You’re all I bloody thinking about, dream about. You’re in my gut. In my throat. I’m drowning in you, Summers. I drowning in you.”

[kelilohu]

Just a thought: I would LOVE to hear Giles ranting about AI like he did about computers.

[frenchublog]

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body