I Came as Advice that Came too Short @flush-the-catnip - Tumblr Blog

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

saint-batrick

y'all aren't gonna believe what your 40s are for.

dunmertitty

transgender sex?

vampsprite

transgender sex.

metalgearsolid2

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

carys-the-ninth

yes labeling gideon the ninth as Enemies to Lovers is potentially misleading but Enemies to Mutually Self-Sacrificing Homoerotic Non-Consummated-Wives is not a pre-existing trope category that can be marketed and you should perhaps be warned that they do very much want eachother ground into toothpaste at the beginning of the book

carys-the-ninth

accurate GtN tropes:

Fake Cavaliership

There Was Only One Bed (So I Slept in The Laundry)

Hurt/Fantasizing About Dropping Your Unconscious Body Off A Loading Dock

Enemies to Imperfect Lyctors

Baptism