King of the Sage

// ♒️ // Flower Child // UK // Asexual // cosplayer // artist // photographer // that kid with the goggles // INTP // No pronoun preference //"I'm tired of living, and I'm scared of dying"

[tommyrosiers-deactivated2016051]

[poopcorn-bye-deactivated2020022]

how is leonardo dicaprio still alive didn’t the titanic happen in like 1912

[caylaxmerie-blog]

my friend: hey u ok

 me, in a depressive episode:

them: hello

 me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!

[blueskittlesart]

hey uh quick question what the fuck is going on on the mbmbam wiki

[blueskittlesart]

highlights from travis mcelroy’s wiki page, from the perspective of someone who knows next to nothing about mbmbam and only visited the site because i wanted to know how old he was:

“At some point at a young age, Travis died for five seconds and returned with a dark passenger which compels him towards murder. Then, for as long as he can remember, Travis has been played by Albert Brooks.” 

“His aesthetic is hard to describe, though many have tried. Part goth, part cowboy, part dad, whatever it is, he’s pulling it the fuck off.”

“In Episode 290 it is revealed he has killed and he will kill again, and that his soul is the respite of a dark passenger.”

“Travis can only eat stone, which he does once a year for 48 hours straight, not stopping. The stone provides him enough nutrition to last the year.”

[blueskittlesart]

a huge thanks to the mbmbam fandom for absolutely nothing

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, the MBMBAM wiki is a work of art. I will always remember Clint’s entry.

And if you/I/we doubt that he’s your/me/our dad?

Boom, baby. It’s right there in black and white. I mean, kinda beige and blue.

[thornseeker]

looking through the nausicaa artbook

[bludragongal]

me every day

[fioblah]

taakitz is just that couple huh

[persephobee-spams]

@honeynymphs here you go!

[towritecomicsonherarms]

Apollo By 89g

[thatghostkid]

greek mythology but apollo is a shitty 90s california pop punk skater teen

[greekmythcracks]

Hermes: *is bawling his eyes out into Apollo's shoulder*

Dionysus: What's wrong? What happened? You need me to fuck someone up for you?

Hermes: Just pass the fuckin liquor, unless if you can fight the whole community.

Apollo: He's upset at the Minecraft community because Stevesonas aren't a thing yet.

Hermes: If you can have fursonas Zeusdammit, why can't there be Stevesonas?!

[j-amaris-poetry-deactivated2019]

Apollo and His Flower

How lonely must it be

For Apollo to witness

Time and time again

The rebirth of Hyacinthus

His lover reborn as a flower

To grow, to bud, to bloom and decay

To watch Death wilt and take

His flower away once again

-J. Amaris

[sandersstudies]

Tumblr owners be like “oh, nothing crazy! We just wanna make a few changes, maybe include some premium options, you know. :)”

We rioted when the background color changed from blue to blue, Mr. Tumblrman.

[charitydump]

[biandanxious18]

I rebloged the original but I like this one better

[kendallroynsfw]

[nyanbinyuri]

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 asexual👏

rb if you agree

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 aromantic👏

rb if you agree

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[wombatking]

Man vs. Gravity (soggy bottoms)