hells bells

Hey, I'm Bells • 22yo • any pronouns Brazilian, knight in shining armor in training, a real big fan of octopi

[ariadnethedragon]

AIDAN TURNER as DECLAN O’HARA

RIVALS (2024-)

[inquisitiveg]

RIVALS (2024-) season 1 episode 8

[rosehathawhey]

RIVALS | 2x05

bonus:

[simoneashley]

Modern day Loustat Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid for Entertainment Weekly

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[dragongirlsweetie]

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

[meowsfeed]

Source: merletails

[sycamorality]

compilation of This Guy and how he Holds The Cat

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[eltonjohndenver]

medieval girlblogger looking at an illumination of a young martyr: ugh she shouldst be in the tavern

[paper-wounds]

“If I Am Killed For Simply Living” — Althea Davis

[dailyflicks]

THE NOTEBOOK 2004 — dir. Nick Cassavetes

[heavensghost]

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

[pangur-and-grim]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[runcibility]

The problem with the shit talking kitchen devil is that they always have the best gossip. Keep your wits and your ratios about you.

[red-cosmicc]

claudia, oil on canvas 11"×14"

[astrotheyge]

Daniel Radcliffe performing Franklin Shepard, Inc. in Merrily We Roll Along

[KT, spoken] Now how do you two work together?

[CHARLEY, spoken] Oh, may I answer that? How do we work together? Sure He goes—

[Mimes piano playing.]

And I go—

[Mimes typing.]

[CHARLEY] And soon we're humming along— Hmm-hmm-hmm And that’s called writing a song— Hmm-hmm-hmm Then he goes—

[Mimes piano playing.]

And I go—

[Mimes typing.]

And the phone goes drrrring!

And he goes— "Mutter mutter mutter mutter, yes Jerome Mutter, no Jerome Mutter mutter mutter mutter" —That's his lawyer, Jerome— "Mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter, do it Jеrome"

Click "Sorry, Charley…"

[Mimes piano playing.]

So I go—

[Mimes typing.]

And he goеs—

[Mimes piano playing.]

And I go—

[Mimes typing.]

And soon we're tapping away— Hmm-hmm-hmm

Bzzz! "Sorry, Charley…" Bzzz! —It’s the secretary— Bzzz! —On the intercom— "Yes, Miss Bzzz?" "It's a messenger…" "Thanks, Miss Bzzz Will you tell him to wait? Will you order the car? Will you call up the bank? Will you wire the coast? Will you— "

Drrrring! "Sorry, Charley—" "Mutter mutter mutter mutter, sell the stock Mutter, buy the rights Mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter" Bzzz! "Let me put you on hold…" Bzzz! "Yes, Miss Bzzz" "It's the interview…" "Thanks, Miss Bzzz Will you tell him to wait? Will you wire the car? Will you order the coast? Will you send up the bank?"

And the telephones blink And the stocks get sold And the rest of us he keeps on hold And he's into making movies And he's now a corporation Right

So I play at home With my wife and kids And I wait to hear the movie bids And I've got a little sailboat And I'm into meditation Right

He flies off to California I discuss him with my shrink That's the story of the way we work Me and Franklin Shepard, Inc. 

[CHARLEY, spoken] Haha, I am beginning to enjoy this I promise to be honest if you promise to handle the lawsuit

[KT, spoken] Now Frank, when you do work together, I’ve always been curious Which generally comes first—the words or the music?

[CHARLEY, spoken] Oh, generally, the contract

[INTERVIEWER, spoken] Oh, that sounds like you think making money is a bad thing for an artist

[CHARLEY, spoken] Money? Did I say money?

[CHARLEY] No, I like money a lot— Hmm-hmm-hmm I mean, it’s better than not— Hmm-hmm-hmm But when it's— *Snort* Money… *Snort, snort* Money… *Snort* When you’re into— *Snort* Money… And you should be—

[Mimes piano playing.]

[CHARLEY, spoken] Listen, Frank does the money thing very well, but you know what? Other people do it better And Frank does the music thing very well And you know what? No one does it better

[CHARLEY] Still, the telephones blink And the buzzers buzz And I really don't know what he does But he makes a ton of money And a lot of it for me— Right

So I think "Okay" And I start a play But he somehow knows 'Cause right away It's drrrring! "Hiya, buddy Wanna write a show? I got a great idea We’ll own all the rights With a two-week out And a turnaround On the guarantee Plus a gross percent Of the billing clause—"

And there I am in California Talking deals and turning pink Back in business and I mean just that Back with Franklin Shepard, Inc. 

Very sneaky how it happens Much more sneaky than you think Start with nothing but a song to sing Next, you're Franklin Shepard—

[CHARLEY, spoken] Oh wait a second, wait one second I am getting in too deep here

[KT, spoken] Franklin, let me ask you...

[CHARLEY, spoken] See, Frank and I are not that kind of close Not like we used to be

[KT, spoken] Now, Frank...

[CHARLEY, spoken] And friendship is like a garden You have to water it and tend it and care about it And you know what? I miss it and I want it back Look...

[CHARLEY] Nothing permanent has happened Just a temporary kink Friendship's something you don't really lose…

[CHARLEY, spoken] Ladies and gentlemen Don't let me lose the greatest composer any lyricist has ever had Phone him, write him, stop him on the street You'll recognize him, he's the one going through his checkbook And tell that man to get back to his piano

[CHARLEY] Very sneaky how it happens Every day you're on the brink First the prizes, then the interviews—

Oh, my God, I think it's happened Stop me quick before I sink One more triumph that I can't refuse—

[CHARLEY, spoken] In case you didn't notice, this is my first time on TV and my last

[CHARLEY] No, here's the point, whatever happens— Then we'll all go have a drink— That's the guy I love, the fella who's Inside— "Mutter mutter mutter mutter, quick, Jerome Get the president There's a crazy man On my TV screen!" Inside— Bzzz! Bzzz! Drrring!— Inside Franklin Shepard— Just write him care of Any Bank, U.S.A.— Inc.!

[stevenrogered]

Jonathan Groff and Daniel Radcliffe have both won their very first Tony Awards for "Merrily We Roll Along"