Wingbeats

This is just me, exploring the interwebs and and sharing what I find to be entertaining. :)

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

If I Stare Long Enough… 👀

[nerdiestnerdnerd]

Me whenever I finish an art piece

[missstydia]

Me whenever I finish an essay

[lactose-intolerant]

Me whenever I finish anything

[novellaqueen]

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

[chazzaroo47]

I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.

[kingloptr]

i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~

[chainerstorment]

My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode

[fly-cassy-fly]

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: A Summary

Lucy: there's a magical world inside of this closet

Edmund: don't believe her

Peter: I don't believe you

Aslan: believe her

Susan: Jesus Christ, a talking lion

Aslan: you are correct in multiple ways

[dajo42]

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[dajo42]

[albus arrives at hogwarts] albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew” neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

[pajamboree]

neville writes an owl to harry containing two words

[just-a-random-nerd]

Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

A howler that just screams “fake bitch”

[alltheladiesyouhate]

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

[humanbeanisnotamused]

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

[outcider]

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’.  What porn logic is this?  I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties.  Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra.  Panties I wash daily.  Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

[thequeerofthenorth]

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

[emmajiqrubini]

I cosplayed Edna Mode from The Incredibles at Holiday Matsuri and needless to say I spent the day hunting down characters with capes and getting irrationally angry at them

[cloudyloudy]

AWESOME !!!! 😍

[fly-cassy-fly]

luke skywalker: hi i'm luke skywalker i'm here to rescue you! And this is my friend Han, he's amazing and He DROVE Me Here

[fly-cassy-fly]

2016: year of cutting everybody off

2017: year of cultivating fulfilling and kind relationships with the people that matter

[scully]

[ithelpstodream]

That moment when you get roasted by a kid.

[hisnamewasbeanni]

That moment when you’re so awful a human being that you manage to draw criticism from the most overwhelmingly, unironically positive child on the face of the earth.

[girlwithalessonplan]

OH MY WORD

[thecommonchick]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Beauty and the Beast teaches children that you can still find the girl of your dreams even if you are obnoxious and ugly so long as you are also rich.

[diegolunagif]

“I was in Budapest, shooting a different project. It was like 2AM in the morning, and I had to wake up at 5 to go to set. I got a call from Gareth Edwards, and he’s pretty dramatic so he says “Diego, welcome to Star Wars.” He gives you this amazing news, I started jumping, and he goes, “Wait, wait a second. You cannot tell anyone!” I go “What- what do you mean?” That’s like giving a kid a gift and saying “Yeah, this is your Christmas gift but you can just open it when you’re alone, you can never share it with anyone!” I went the next morning to set at 5AM, with a huge smile like this. And I sit down in the makeup trailer and the makeup girl goes like, “Oh, what happened last night?” And I go like, “Um… uh… I got laid.” And then I start describing it, I needed to get it out! “Oh, it was the best time ever! It was at 2AM in the morning and it lasted ‘til 5 and I feel refreshed…” (x)

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

me: I promise I won’t get political…

me, after 3 drinks:

[madness-and-gods]

NO 😂

[kittercasey]

I’m George RR Martin 

[mairzymarzipan]

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

[danieandflars]

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dutchstore]

Bathroom is too hightech/classy for me, fuck. by Matt Post

[cornygirlfriend]

SHE SHOOK HER HEAD NO THATS SO CUTE