Bitchin

May we never go to hell but always be on our way

[horrifying]

by gurbir.grewal

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[prideprejudce]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[persephinae]

Merida + Scottish twitter

[kendrene]

@masswisteria

[meanplastic]

[toadoasis]

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[niebywale]

legend has it that the “M” in MTV once stood for music

[thefinalgrl]

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[sexemulators]

[lindsaychrist]

[flyin-hiii]

When I see that bitch pull up

[mxrivh-deactivated20170206]

[ghostyrd]

[flyin-hiii]

Is that Jeffree star?

[thebluthcompany]