Nothing to see here

I am a universal UFP (Unindentified Flying Person). Just here to roam around the planet.

[evilwizard]

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Voting ended onJul 11

[evilwizard]

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Voting ended onJul 11

[namelessexistence]

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

[namelessexistence]

Knew it

[evilwizard]

i never said that

[you-are-a-fishmonger]

This dilemma has always confused me. Is there any reason to not pick red in the first poll? Everyone should just pick red and survive, there is no downside to picking red. The options are pick red and survive or pick blue and hope a bunch of people are sympathetic to lack of logical reasoning?

[just-a-little-unionida]

Red is the "I don't care about other people dying" option and blue is the "I'm gonna try saving as many people as I can and hope most people are doing the same" option

Yes, red is the most logical answer if you want to priorise your own survival, but for some people that's not what matters the most

[flying-person]

but i don't understand in the first poll why people will go to blue. There is nothing to gain. No one makes people go to blue in the first place.

For me it seems that people wants to be saviors and that's why you go to blue. Why people go to blue? Am i missing something?

For your own sake and everyone's just go to red, no reason to go to blue! In the first place.

Really want to understand this!

[evilwizard]

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Voting ended onJul 11

[evilwizard]

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Voting ended onJul 11

[namelessexistence]

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

[namelessexistence]

Knew it

[evilwizard]

i never said that

[you-are-a-fishmonger]

This dilemma has always confused me. Is there any reason to not pick red in the first poll? Everyone should just pick red and survive, there is no downside to picking red. The options are pick red and survive or pick blue and hope a bunch of people are sympathetic to lack of logical reasoning?

[just-a-little-unionida]

Red is the "I don't care about other people dying" option and blue is the "I'm gonna try saving as many people as I can and hope most people are doing the same" option

Yes, red is the most logical answer if you want to priorise your own survival, but for some people that's not what matters the most

[a-mel0n]

[turniptitaness]

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[acquaesale]

ANGELA BASSETT as MARIE LAVEAU in American Horror Story: COVEN

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

[miyakuli]

I went to see a French animated film today that was screened at the Annecy Festival and that I'd been hearing a lot about lately, and gay...SUPER GAY. GAY GAY GAY GAY lmfao x)

For real though, this movie is such a feel good film, genuinely hilarious and packed with tons of refs of pop culture, movies, and even anime like DBZ. And it has songs ;)

The humor is carried by a simple but incredibly expressive animation style that works so well, and even the sex jokes (which I'm usually not a fan of) landed perfectly x)

Also, a few of well known French figures from the queer community participated to it :) and you really can tell the creators know what they're talking about bcs they lovingly parody different gay communities while also not shying away from showing some of their less flattering sides. And oc, it goes HARD on the far right politicians XD Between the conversion therapy jokes, the role reversal where straight people are the ones getting hate, and all the other satirical digs, they really don't hold back and it's glorious x))

I'm reaaaally happy that a movie like this is getting a theatrical release, especially considering it was made possible through crowdfunding.

This month has sadly been marked by several homophobic incidents here in France, and today's Pride march was also canceled bcs of the heat (such an excuse when they hadn't gone ahead with other events this week on days that were even hotter). So this movie feels like one big fuc* you to all the hateful people out there ;p

LOVE WINS❤️ And go support this movie if you can :DD

[garnetrena]

Allez voir le film d'animation gay "Jim Queen" ! Il est génial et je pense qu'il ne restera pas très longtemps à l'affiche

Beaucoup de personnes queers parmi les comédien'nes de doublage, notamment Alex Ramirès, Shirley Souagnon, Philippe Katerine ou La Briochée ✨

C'est un film produit par la même boîte que Les Kassos, donc l'humour est trash et parfois NSFW ou absurde, mais personnellement je l'ai trouvé très drôle ! Et avec un message important, surtout de nos jours 🌈

(Gifs de @dagonet , merci à toi !)

[foldingfittedsheets]

May I present: Leda and the Swan Princess! It's based on this post about a swan princess who refuses to go quietly in obscurity when cursed. (If you liked this one you will probably also like my other comics which you can find on my pinned post).

If you enjoyed and want to support a queer art student, you can tip me over on my Ko-fi! Tips help me out dramatically while I'm still in school!

Find this and my other comics on Tapas, Once Upon a Meet Cute!

[sandmandaddy69]

Domenico Gnoli

[goodieprocter]

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff

featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[cabinette]

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[yujateaandpi]

Shoutout to all the educators who inspire us to love the world even more.

[yujateaandpi]

I just want to say I’ve been reading all the stories y’all have been sharing in the tags about your beloved teachers and it’s made me weepy. This is exactly why I made this comic. Thank you all for understanding the assignment.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Larry is 19. The next PM may well be his last, and you know his death will be an omen on that administration.

[bliss-bliss-bliss-bliss]

The oldest cat out there is 30. Larry could conceivably see a dozen PMs - and possibly a second monarch - come and go before he shuffles off this mortal coil. like to charge reblog to cast etc

[flying-person]

Yeah a normal cat can live up to 30 years! But this one is feeding off the lives of the different PMs. Plus imagine the life force he drew from feeding of a queen. Larry will see the end of the universe!

[nariarts]

Spent a ridiculous amount of time last night obsessively editing my hand written zines in Photoshop to take away any tiny blemishes so they were definitely readable.

Whatever. Understand or don't.