Witch of Rage

I've decided that this blog is mostly homestuck, and sometimes I will upload some pokemon stuff.

[chellychuu]

‘we don’t believe what’s on t.v’- twenty one pilots

[flyingboxturtle-blog]

every episode of FMA

ed: *reveals automail arm and leg*

enemy: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

[flyingboxturtle-blog]

Mom: Talk to me about your problems

Me: I'm just stressed out

Mom: YOU'RE stressed out??! I SPEND ALL DAY ON MY FEET COOKING AND CLEANING AND NOBODY DOES CRAP IN THISE HOUSE EXCEPT FOR ME, and YOU'RE stressed out? You don't have any real problems you're a baby.

[captvinvanity]

Turtle | Photographer | CV

[webeonceing]

[boobasprite]

[nyannerz-deactivated20210510]

what the fuucckk

[possumoftheeast-deactivated2018]

PRAISE THE SUN! 

[shitshilarious]

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

[droopingcat-deactivated20140407]

[chipsprites]

[multiplepolarityhavoc]

After decades, finally seeing the attacks make physical contact

[bread-gives-me-hiccups]

He is too pure

So sweet

Adorable little child

[askfordoodles]

It’s quag-time! <3<3<3

[turtlebeez]

Dave’s askin the real questions

[sppaade]

MY MOM FOUND THIS OLD TOY FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND IT MAKES THIS NOISE WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT

[sppaade]

[sonic-screwdildo]

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

[egberts]

why do humans instinctively grab each others hands and shake them when meeting new people

[egberts]

so I just did some research on this and apparently handshaking hasn’t always been a cute and friendly gesture shared between two people meeting for the first time. it used to be how people identified if somebody else was carrying a weapon, if the hand is occupied then there is no way the other person could whip out a surprise dagger.

[flyingboxturtle-blog]

Me when people say that sharks are all scary evil killers: bad shit bAd sHit👎thats ❌ some bad👎👎shit right👎👎th 👎 ere👎👎👎 right❌there ❌❌if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 0⃣i say so 0⃣ thats what im talking about right thereright there(chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ0⃣👎👎 👎NO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👎 👎👎 👎0⃣👎😡😡😡 👎👎Bad shit

[prozd]

an Isabelle gif froze, look how serene she looks

[seabassbitch]

[soporificspecter]

Okay, but think about this: bath bombs in the wizarding world.

Bath bombs that make complex designs in the water

Bath bombs that turn the steam colors

Bath bombs that play soothing music

Bath bombs that wash your body for you

Bath bombs that change the color of the water based on your mood

Bath bombs that enchant bath toys for children

[quank]

#bath bombs that remove all the water#by fred and george (x)