#1 Buff Lady Appreciator

trans/queer -- 28 [(It/Its)(They/Them)(She/Her)]

[winonaparadise]

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

[demilypyro]

Trying to fuck a girl with antlers starting every text with hello my deer

[flyingdutchmaam]

went there and they said they didnt know you anymore so congrats on the bottom surgery bestie

[raibura]

do you think it's gross to kiss after oral sex

yes/no

Consensus

1

2

Remaining time: 1 hour 58 minutes

[flyingdutchmaam]

im not a thief, they can have their juices back

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[mousidy]

the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship

[flyingdutchmaam]

doesnt prime directive apply to eggs as well?

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[lilaclupin]

Meine Mutter hat mir gerade erzählt, dass sie ein Video von Rezo irgendwo gesehen und ihn erst gar nicht erkannt hat, weil er ne Käppi aufhatte und sie seine blauen Haare nicht sehen konnte und ich stell mir das so vor

Meine Mutter: ein Youtuber?

[Rezo nimmt Käppi ab]

Meine Mutter: REZO DER YOUTUBER?!

[anarcho-priapism]

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[eepy-jazz-musicians]

Transcendentalism is a hard word to grasp, so it's important to look at the etymology of it so you can parse its meaning. Trans - to be beyond or across Cen - one hundred Dental - Teeth Ism - the belief of So taken all together, transcendentalism means "the belief that one should have beyond one hundred teeth"

Hope this helps!

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

You should try my new invention the harmburger. It's like a regular burger but it harms you

[flyingdutchmaam]

wait till you hear what the smashburger does

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

You should try my new invention the harmburger. It's like a regular burger but it harms you

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know