[samshepard]

We used to say "big mood" when we didnt know what to say to stuff

[xanaxfarts]

allow yourself to be a beginner

[jesterlesbian]

beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[sailermoon]

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[hungry-skeleton]

Girl you do NOT want my scared ass behind the wheel I'll take you all with me whether I'm trying to or not

[ozth]

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

[phillipdiffy]

you're laughing. they kung pow penised the muppet joker's funeral and you're laughing.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

it is so important to our well-being to get stoked over animals. like regular shit like squirrels & little parking lot birds & shit. or whatevers normal in your area. there are no boring animals. any animal sighting can be special if you love it and then every time you go outside or look out the window something sooo awesome will happen (see an incredible beast)

[fireemoji1f525]

[notanupstandingcitizen]

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

[pleasinglyforeboding]

Some of us had Xena: Warrior Princess and access to a public library.

[dduane]

Or just the public library. Edith Hamilton’s Mythology and Bulfinch’s Mythology were gateway drugs enough for me. 😄

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[arctic-hands]

How dare you say we piss on this post

[ariavar]

[kindsoulbuddy]

I love finding out new things about Saint Robin Williams

[not-a-regular-mom]

#i think people forget sometimes that being a good ally #sometimes means guarding the closet door [via @anais-ninja-bitch]

[ostropest]

BEING A GOOD ALLY SOMETIMES MEANS GUARDING THE CLOSET DOOR