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[thelhc]

men come and go but x reader fic is forever

[samwinchesterscarhartt]

“Fuck you my child is completely fine.”

Your child has full length and ongoing conversations with their-self pretending they’re talking to fictional characters and said characters are responding to them.

[fmubucky]

i still remember how sad i was when tumblr took down basically all smut fanfics :/

[fmubucky]

back to my horny days when i was obsessed with actors twice my age!!!

[fmubucky]

I downloaded Tumblr again so I can read fanfiction because I missed it so much ))):

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Tbh @ all the people complaining about how Tony stans talk about how he’s the only character that matters; that’s because the rest of the fandom hates him, and at least someone needs to talk about his worth as a character

i dont trust ppl who dont like tony stark, thats it. hes the only character with a well developed sense of self & a gripping, consistent arc in mcu that didnt flip upside down every time a new movie came out, and i get liking characters because of headcanons, i really do, cause i like some mcu characters whose writing was botched but they had potential to be amazing characters,, but making up reasons to hate tony & then acting as if im the crazy one for liking the (imo) only properly developed mcu character is just. well. insane lol

[fmubucky]

why would someone even hate tony in the first place :(

[marvel-lous-things]

*help her kill

[fmubucky]

im so happy that Tony is with them

my bby finally got some normal air

[doctorstark]

[wadey-wilson]

due to personal reasons, i will die for tony stark

[incorrect-scarletwidow]

Carol: My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time.

[incorrectclichefandom]

Y/n: Ask me why I love you.

Bucky, sighing: Why do you love me?

Y/n, pulling up a 150 slide presentation: I’m glad you asked!

[fmubucky]

i just KNOW that Tom Hiddleston has a big DiCk, i feel it

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally

[the-autumn-avenger]

Reblog if your soulmate is fictional….

I know I’m not alone

[starkinbound]

Peter: I love apples

Tony, who wasn’t paying close attention, hearing ‘I love Apple’ instead: Friday, how much would I have to pay to buy Apple?

Friday: Approximately $67,420,640,8-

Peter, panicking: nononononono mR STARK I MEANT THE FRUIT NOT THE COMPANY

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the rest of the avengers literally aint got shit on tony. parents killed by an assassin. sold to terrorist ring by godfather and legal guardian. open heart surgery w/o anesthetics, magnet powered by car battery in chest so that fucking shrapnels dont slice through his heart. hiking through arabian desert in 57°C with weak heart, injuries and no proper attire. paralyzed and left to die of shrapnel by that same godfather. almost died of a billion volt discharge fighting him. survived head on lighting blast by thor himself. got his house thrown at him after a terrorist attack was sent on his house. been living with palladium poisoning and survived only cause he managed to create a new chemical element with 7% help of his shitbag dead dad. survived an army of killer robots. survived the beating of two supersoldiers and laying beaten to pulp mid-siberia exposed to the negative 25 degrees celsius. survived an angry hulk attack and almost subdued the bitch through brute force. attached himself to a nuke and flew it through a wormhole into space, free fell from the fucking sky and almost hit the ground with full force. survived getting attacked by 20th century deadliest assassin slash super soldier with only bullet proof glasses and one (1) gauntlet. saved his damn self from being captured and tied up by killian. survived a dead drop in kansas. survived the full blast of a power stone. got an ENTIRE FUCKING MOON, A WHOLE FUCKING CELESTIAL BODY THROWN AT HIM HEAD ON, AND GOT UP 4 SECONDS LATER, UNBOTHERED, SHAKING THE DUST OFF HIS SHOULDER. ALL THIS WHILE BEING A 100% HUMAN AND UNTRAINED LIKE DO YOU ALL JUST IGNORE HOW FUCKING BADASS AND UNKILLABLE THIS MAN IS OR DOES STEVE NEED TO DROP THE “EARTHS BEST DEFENDER” ON YOUR OBLIVIOUS ASSES AGAIN