[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[fndmstrugglecomments]

Hey I have a question: Why is it that queer male storylines written today feel like something out of 2006? Whenever I occasionally check in on X-Men '97 to see if Morph and Wolverine have explored each other's bodies I'm treated to something that would've been note-worthy 2 decades ago, because what do you mean "It's LiKe ThEm HaViNg FeElInGs FoR tHeIr StRaIgHt CrUsH oNlY fOr ThE rEaLiTy To HiT tHaT tHeY’Ll NeVeR fEeL tHe SaMe"?

I'm so tired of seeing queer male characters tortured in the name of relatability. Give me something new you fucking hacks!

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[fndmstrugglecomments]

I don't think non dragon riders should talk to dragon riders like that

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[fndmstrugglecomments]

tbh when Roathe said he'd help Loid get up those steps I thought he meant physically

[fndmstrugglecomments]

The way Dany inherited her clocking abilities from Daemon

[fndmstrugglecomments]

Roathe and Jaime would either hate each other or they would kiss

[sailatina3]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[fndmstrugglecomments]

"You should kneel before your brother. He is the lord's chosen, born amidst salt and smoke"

"Born amidst salt and smoke, is he a ham?"

[loveridden1999]

[fndmstrugglecomments]

When the fic has a non-binary/genderqueer Drifter and alien protoframe genitals:

[fndmstrugglecomments]

"Spell something with your tongue when you eat him out"

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[fndmstrugglecomments]

Fandom: "omg look at all the queer characters our show has! It's so woke! #Pride"

A living, breathing queer person: "I have an issue with how some of these characters are represented"

Fandom: "Quiet, fag!"

[fndmstrugglecomments]

I heard you're back together and if that's true You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you