me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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if i look back, i am lost
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Stranger Things
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@fob-slob
me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
Plot twist: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie get married
when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are 👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍
use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right 👏
Let 👏 nasa 👏 do 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 with 👏 their 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck 👏
Date a boy who gives good hugs.
am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic
this is the biggest plot twist of our generation
The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing
how some of y'all think this works
I agree, however, I also don’t see much in the way of outspoken Muslim leaders condemning ISIS actions and attacks in the name of Islam. so in a way, it does kind of work that way. By staying silent, the people “robbing” the religion are defining the religion. Nice try though.
then use google lmao? muslim leaders are constantly condemning them, just because you can’t do research doesn’t mean they’re silent?? the world doesn’t revolve around you and your lack of knowledge?????
working in the drive-thru
me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
woman: uh... it's for a boy.
me: okay congratulations
me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
woman: i want a boy toy please
me: haha dont we all
woman:
me:
me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose
ME MMF FUCKING HOWLIJG JH
[vine of a screaming rubber chicken rolling down a roof. as it falls off the edge, it gets fainter.]
What are you supposed to do? Like in general?
*screams into a bottle & releases it to sea*
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”