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hi there | LT, EN, learning CN| 20s | terfs fuck off

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[jaybaumansbuzzcut]

we irritating

[fandaniel]

[foxantoine]

@smute AWAWA

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[charlesoberonn]

The letters are seemingly being replaced (or added to) by adjacent letters on the QWERTY keyboard (n with b, y with u, etc)

Which makes me think that this dialect evolved out of typos.

[finnglas]

What’s interesting is how fast I started understanding it. I had some holes in the beginning but by the end I was just reading it. That would support “evolved out of typos” or even intentional “typos” to be silly because I’m very used to (and good at) interpreting typos.

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[dogpuppy]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[fuerrziah]

quick diluc that i drew on my moms old samsung, lolll

[s0fich]

[s0fich]

happy in his blankeyy

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

[wtinsart]

While i agree with all this, i would just as that it isn’t limited to the west it’s an “all the world” situation here

[0dayswithoutmedia]

when was the last time you branched out your skill tree? be honest

[radical-revolution]

Gertrude Stein said love thrives through "the skillful audacity to share an inner life."

It suggests that expressing the truth about who you are isn't something that amateurs do well.

Disciplined practice and ingenuity are required.

It also implies that courage is an essential element of successful intimacy. You may have to be adventurous if you want to weave your life together with another's.

[afterword]

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

[afterword]

this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere

[kushblazer666]

[kushblazer666]