her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

Kiana Khansmith
Jules of Nature

★
Claire Keane
Cosimo Galluzzi
art blog(derogatory)

oozey mess

No title available

Kaledo Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost
NASA
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

PR's Tumblrdome
No title available
styofa doing anything
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola

izzy's playlists!
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Sweden

seen from Türkiye

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Brazil

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from Netherlands

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Canada

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
@folieadoldrums
her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
We are going to bake a rainbow cake!
Can you teach us how to bake one??
Of course! But keep in mind, this is only our second attempt!
For the cake we are going to bake, you will need the following:
Step 1) Put the sugar and butter into a bowl and mix together until smooth.
Step 2) Mix the eggs and the vanilla extract into the mixture until combined.
[Here you see Pride Knight Roderick cracking an egg]
A one-handed egg crack and baking while wearing helmets…absolute legends
After seeing Wizard Howl cracking eggs with one hand in Howl’s Moving Castle, I just had to practice it!
Step 3) Mix the flour into the mixture until combined. Then separate the mixture equally into six different bowls. After this, put food colouring into it. You don’t need too much of it! (We used about half a teaspoon of each colour) Then stir the colours into the mixture.
Step 4) Grease up some sandwich tins (we used 20cm/8 inch ones) and put one of the coloured mixtures into it. We used two sandwich tins at a time because we could only fit two tins onto a single tray in the oven. You don’t want to put the tins onto different trays because they will cook at different speeds. Then put the tins with the mixture into the middle of the oven at 160°C or 320°F for 15 minutes, swapping each colour out until you have them all done.
Step 5) Once they come out of the oven, you’ll have cakes that look like the photo below! Don’t be worried if your cake looks a bit discoloured, it’s normal as the cake baked while touching the metal tin. We used a bowl as a template to cut around the cake to make it a bit smaller and to show off the vibrant colour!
Step 6) Now lets make the icing! Mix 350g (1.5 cups) of butter, 700g (5.5 cups) of icing sugar, and 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract together with an electric whisk until nice and smooth. Be careful, icing sugar can be messy!
Step 7) After the cakes have cooled off, place the first cake layer down (purple) and cover the top with icing. Next place the blue cake layer on top and again cover the top with icing. Repeat this step for all the colours, next placing green, yellow, orange, and then red. Finish this step by covering the whole cake with icing.
Pride Knight Gareth is putting on the icing now. Look at how focused he is!
We are almost done! Stay tuned for the big reveal!
Im so excited, ive never been this invested in a cake before
We did it!! Who wants a slice?
This is how i know we’re not in hell because these people exist
I love you guys but the cake….it looks a bit messy 🙈
You are right, but all that matters in the end is what is inside
How did a slice of cake become so inspirational, how do you guys manage to make everything so wholesome and affirming?
this is just- i have no words- its so good
I know you said no pets but would it be ok if i brought a flaming skull
do it for her (your thirteen year old self)
The Great Lakes should have their own very small species of whale
Eyes on the price.
the council will decide your fate
death penoty :3c
extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow
Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks
brand new used car
my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act
seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet
u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday
its tomorrow innit?
andy i swear to god i will avenge you i will rest regularly until the day comes that i can find ur murderer and cut their feet off
Not to give any credit to that hive of scum and villainy but god is Reddit funny
I would pay real money to eavesdrop on this family’s next holiday gathering