Furniture Tower :)

He/Him: #1 Jehan fan! #1 Feuilly fan, multishipper. Genuinely insane, haven’t slept in a week!

[follies-and-feuillys]

Hello, here is a navigation guide because I’m a mess:

This is a Les Miserables blog so those tags will be normal but my art tag is #Elías can draw actually and my writing tag is #Elías can write although it’s mostly not serious writing but just my headcanons (my name is Nathan Elias)

I would block the tag #suggestive text and #violence warning if you hate that kind of stuff but I don’t use the former very much and if you’re in the Les Mis fandom you probably are not fazed by the second (guns and barricade deaths :))

Have fun, guys!

[nexttohisteeth]

an insurgent whom i heard called apollo

[follies-and-feuillys]

Ok, valvert creep cast was absolutely not in my bingo card but I’m here for it

[send-me-to-the-exr]

I have art that I'll post tomorrow but for today take some substandard contrapuntal poems for Barricade Day!!!

Grantaire and Enjolras:

Javert and Valjean:

Fantine and Cosette:

And Gavroche and Éponine:

@barricadeday (no clue if that's just for art sorry if not)

[louisa605]

Drink With Me

Please comment or repost If you like it TT

[nortism]

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

[follies-and-feuillys]

Enjolras is incapable of looking ugly but also has the ability to cause fear in others, and once one has met him they will immediately either become compelled to join his cause or absolutely despise him, depending on political beliefs

Reversely, Grantaire has the opposite power, being ugly enough to cause people to avoid him

Meeting Monsignor Myriel will immediately cause a person to become a devout Catholic and a good person, to an extent

Javert cannot be shot

Speaking to/interacting with Gavroche causes a person to become distracted enough for him to rob or otherwise swindle them. Javert is an exception to this rule

Up until it is cut, Fantine’s hair is always perfect and very, very long, yet its upkeep is not needed for this to be true

[louisa605]

Gav & Brothers

[nortism]

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

[lesbianslugreaction]

Not now kitten, daddy's trying to drag his stupid fucking half-dead son-in-law through the sewers

[pupjail]

ik this is 100% asking like. what were his motivations for All That or whatever but. its so much funnier to believe the first relevant question that comes up when searching lyrics is just What is this guys Fucking PROBLEM

[alicedrawslesmis]

(almost) Everyone In Les Mis - FINISHED!

and I’m not adding anyone else because I need to have a life too

people I left out for reasons:

- Bananabread - Filthy Colonmyes - Mame Burgon  - Zéphine, Dahlia, Fameuil, Listolier and Blachevelle - Cochepaille, Chenildieu, Brevet - Irma Boissy - Le Cabuc - Victurnien

And that’s EVERYONE. I THINK.

[alicedrawslesmis]

cia @follies-and-feuillys

so I don’t have time rn to search through my blog for the posts, but the axe lady was a blonde extra in the barricade from the BBC les mis who was kinda cool, along with one other guy who some of us called Bahorel but he was just some guy in a worker’s outfit but the two of them drew some attention and they had lines.

The lesbian poet is an actual part in the musical. She’s in the musical notations and one of the extras who played her posted it in her instagram stories. But she’s just a named extra who has one line. I have both in my blog somewhere lol

[follies-and-feuillys]

Ah thanks!

[alicedrawslesmis]

(almost) Everyone In Les Mis - FINISHED!

and I’m not adding anyone else because I need to have a life too

people I left out for reasons:

- Bananabread - Filthy Colonmyes - Mame Burgon  - Zéphine, Dahlia, Fameuil, Listolier and Blachevelle - Cochepaille, Chenildieu, Brevet - Irma Boissy - Le Cabuc - Victurnien

And that’s EVERYONE. I THINK.

[p-trichor]

Les Amis as conversations I have had during the quarantine.

Enjolras

Me: I think it's stupid when two men fight for the affection of a woman

Friend: What do you think men should fight for?

Me (without missing a beat): Justice

Combeferre

(To the moth I found in my kitchen) Hi sweetheart, do you want to be my friend?

Courfeyrac

My top genre on Spotify Wrapped was showtunes.

Bahorel

(About someone who might have cheated on my friend) I bet he's never been kicked in the nuts, while I am a veteran nut-kicker.

Feuilly

How many times do I have to tell you that stealing from small stores is not "supporting the union."

Joly

I found a lump in my underarm which could mean that I have a lipoma, which is almost entirely harmless, or I have breast cancer, which could kill me.

Bossuet

I cut a chilli and then reinserted my menstrual cup.

Jehan

Me (after finishing Bly Manor): If I die tragically, will you bathe my body in lavender and stay with me till I am buried?

Friend: Can I chop off a hand? You know, as a souvenir.

Me: You can chop off my middle finger.

Grantaire

I put strawberry jam in Sprite to make it strawberry flavoured.

Can't wait to do this to vodka.

[follies-and-feuillys]

Cop get money yeah

Yeah

[communismrainclouds]

in love with this picture i found

it’s supposed to be a “which les mis character are you?” quiz but the way it’s been taken it looks like éponine and cosette are making flirtatious eye contact.

[dorothylarouge]

[trader-j0e]

"I need a quick reference card that will help me remain free and safe around cops"

AI: Have you considered the art of seduction?

[mossdftba]

[Image description: google search for wallet card of what to say to cops. AI overview recommends if you want to show your support for a police officer, you can give them a wallet card that expresses your gratitude and well wishes. Tell them you love them. You can say something like you're my first and last thought of the day. You're my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. End ID.]

[follies-and-feuillys]

LMFAO HOW DO I MAKE THIS ABOUT VALVERT

[fagtron2000]

Who the fuck is javel

[follies-and-feuillys]

Reblog for Javel