[fitzsimmvns]

My 13 years old daughter has a great sense of humour, she drew this today!

[randomslasher]

This 13 year old is funnier than I will ever be

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[hillaryclinton-deactivated20241]

[meanplastic]

[shopboyz]

[pr1nceshawn]

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

[biochromium]

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

[elodieunderglass]

for some reason every time I see pineapples growing I laugh out loud. Like, the punchline is it’s a pineapple!!!!!!!!! it’s a pineapple

[kawuli]

An Interesting Fact About Peanuts, while we’re on the topic of food-plants:

Peanuts-you-eat grow underground, but they are NOT part of the peanut plant’s roots. Peanut plants are ambitious little fuckers and plant their seeds themselves. They flower like any perfectly reasonable legume, but once the flowers have been pollinated the plants do something called “pegging” (no really), in which they drill the stems where the flowers used to be into the ground. And that’s where the peanuts you eat form. Like so:

(src)

[elodieunderglass]

I’m going to pull myself together to endorse this Extremely Interesting Fact, but it’s going to be a real struggle

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ain’t botany fun?

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Quarantine gothic, or the utterly disconcerting image of a closed Waffle House

[averagefairy]

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

[n1ghtcr4w1er]

When you’re playing animal crossing and scare off an expensive bug before you see it

[failnation]

My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks.

[fugdamatriarchy-deactivated2018]

Nice

[glumshoe]

Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

selling!! nintendo switch!!

only $299.99

[rneowth]

so the dude who runs the lofi hip hop channel got (temporarily) banned so the stream finally stopped

13,165 hours

[toshio]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oomshi]