FOLLOWTHELEDER

Your typical dirty minded best friend

[lesbianherstorian]

sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)

[harrywelsh]

[iihandsiiheavenmp3]

Shame that Pete Davidson near 10 inch cock is going to waste what with Ariana scrambling his guts with the strap on the regular

[sharkosupreme-deactivated201911]

Me, a furry politician

*pounces on foreign affairs* hai x3 

*glomps unemployment rate, my tail swishing* Oops hehe

*Notices the national deficit* What’s this? OwO 

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

[where-its-always-sunny]

[cloverture]

honestly I know enough has been said about those posts that end with the entire bus applauding someone, but like it’s just SO unbelievable?? in my experience if anything of note at all happens on public transport we all just kind of quietly look around at each other with this expression

[transselkie]

I was riding a bus and it hit a car and none of us even said a word to one another. One guy sighed and started reading his book again. People on public transport desperately want to forget that they’re there and will do anything to ignore everyone around them.

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[chefpyro]

my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you

[eelizabit]

[neptunite]

A compilation

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me

[horsefriend]

decadance

[sophisti-cunted]

lil guy thinks he’s in lush

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[supercoolcactuskid]

Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know it’s gross, but like I’m trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like “fuck it, there’s no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like “okay I’ll die, but it should balance out for a bit.” And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and I’m looking at my friend and he’s like “did you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quarters” and I’m like “o no.” So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance that’s like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and here’s what happened:

-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes -I felt like I could “zoom in” “zoom out” my vision -I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk -after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up -but like, I got an A on the test. So I’m not saying try it, but

[airframeextender]

buddy thats a robotrip

[nightlifemingus]

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities