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they/it - minor - monster high brainrot in 2021

[patient1666074-deactivated20230]

PLEASE LOOK AT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST FOUND ON INSTAGRAM.

[more-hats]

The way Seth Rogan just delivers all his lines like 😐 makes it 1000x funnier

[auntvamp-deactivated20240321]

Sure Dwayne has a fantastic rack- but have you seen Marko’s?

[fonkalicous]

where are my idle hands (1999) enjoyers

[itsaaudraw]

the riddler: oh, my last name isn’t nygma, that’s a typo. it’s actually lygma

batman: lygma?

the riddler:

[fonkalicous]

muppets lost boys idea

i have no reason for posting this

Michael:

Kermit the frog

They’re both very stupid it would work

I like to think Michael does the muppet face scrunch

Main characters

Star:

Mrs. Piggy

They’re both girlbosses

I just wanna see Mrs. Piggy do a dramatic hair flip in the concert scene

David:

One of the only humans in it

Played by some insane looking man

Pete Davidson. Maybe.

Marko:

Gonzo

Please he would look so funny in a little Marko jacket

Give Gonzo a bad haircut

Paul:

Animal

They’re both just loud all the time

Can you imagine Animal as a vampire.

Dwayne:

Rizzo

Rizzo is funny so even if this makes no sense it’s ok

I just like to imagine him acting tough

Significantly smaller than the other vampire muppets

Sam:

Robin

Kermit canonically has a bunch of brothers and sisters but Robin is his nephew and the only one shown

Littlest guy…..

Would go perfectly with Kermit Michael

Edgar:

Fozzie Bear

Trying to make Edgar a little more lovable

Fozzie at the comic book store would be hilarious

Alan:

Pepe the king prawn

Can you imagine Fozzie and Pepe working together

Can you imagine Pepe loosing his mind in the cave after staking Marko

Max:

Another human

Played by Keifer Sutherland as of now

He’s older now and it would be a fun reference to the original

Lucy:

Mildred

Mildred isn’t a very popular muppet but she’s old

Lucy could be played by a human and it would also work

Sax guy:

Zoot

Is this even a question its Zoot

[starthelostboys]

i think that every halloween star makes laddie a costume and she and the boys take him trick or treating, and he always gets a shit ton of candy because people are terrified by the group of vampires accompanying him

[pansydivided]

[fonkalicous]

Random Reasons I think Colin Gray (Jennifer’s Body) Is Autistic

That thing he does with the rosary wrapped around his wrist? It’s stimming! I don’t see it as anything else, he does it repeatedly and doesn’t seem to notice when he does it.

Poetry and poems in general are his special interest, everyone just seems to see him as “emo guy who likes poems”, which means he probably talks about it constantly.

Hoodies are 100% his comfort texture (is that the right term?). He is only seen wearing them, and tends to wear them in the same style.

He had a lot of trouble understanding Jennifer’s tone when asking her out, and could tell when she was joking vs when she was being serious.

He was also seen as very blunt when talking to Needy about the fire, and what most other people would consider rude he was just talking.

[fonkalicous]

i know a lot of you follow this account because we’re mutuals on tiktok, but i was logged out of funky.funk and can’t get back in. i won’t ever get this account back, so please follow my backup fonky.fonk.

what happened was i tried switching between 2 accounts (for reference, i had 5 logged into my phone at the time), and it’s completely logged me out of both of them. i don’t know why or how this happened, but funky.funk was one of them.

that’s all, i’m gonna start posting on that account soon. sorry about this.

[flamejob]

[fonkalicous]

he SAID they’re only noodle mike

[chibi-scone]

The lost boys muppet remake where the only human character is Michael

[pansydivided]

miscellaneous lost boys headcanons because i can't stop thinking about them

david and star both have really bad acne. star tries to get david to use products to deal with it but he never gets in the habit

marko binds on the boardwalk because of social dysphoria/wanting to pass, but he doesn't bind in the cave all that much

paul doesn't actually have his ears pierced, he wears clip ons. he has a fear of needles

star is a relentless food critic even though she can't cook for shit

none of the vampires can cook. they don't eat human food so even if they could cook at one point they fell out of practice

if they lived to 2021 paul and marko would genuinely enjoy among us

all of the vamps have weekly jackbox nights. usually they have the family friendly filters on so laddie can play, but they'll turn them off if laddie goes to bed early

they had to stop playing mario kart together after david got mad and broke a Wii mote

dwayne plays roblox. idk i just think he'd like it

[fonkalicous]

when marko is stupid but also non-binary

[blood-sucking-freaks]

look what I madeeeeee

[idioticvampirehusbands]

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paul does this

[tboy-molloy]

Here is my first contribution to the BnT fandom ✨