[ripopentheuniverse]

[queerdisagreeable]

Commissions Open!

Commissions are open for poetry and long-form writing!

​Before contacting me to commission any work, please read the information below.

I am content to write most things. Some topics will incur an extra cost, however (I will inform you if one comes up). I will not, under any circumstances, write:

Explicit sexual content

Anything which spreads hate towards minorities (racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc…)

If it’s not mentioned here, but you’re unsure, please ask. I have the right to refuse any commission, or any aspect of a commission.

Poems are £7 base price, then £1 for every 5 lines. Additional fees will be an extra 50p per 5 lines. Anything below 5 lines will be the base price of £7, and 50p extra for the additional topics mentioned above.

I will write haikus for a Pay What You Want fee, minimum of £1, and additional costs won’t apply.

Longer form writing (short stories, letters to loved ones, D&D props etc…) is a base price of £5, and £2.50 for every 1000 words. Additional fees will be £2 per 1000 words. Works that fall below 1000 words will be £5, but additional fees will still apply.

Payments will be through PayPal.

You can DM me to request a commission, or visit here for more details!

If you can’t commission me right now, reblogs are still appreciated! I’m trying to pay rent on a house for next year right now!

[justnoodlefishthings]

boss told me it was "my turn" to name the bettas

this naturally was a huge mistake

[justnoodlefishthings]

[kendrajk]

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

And the rest, my darlings, are meat.

[glitterandrocketfuel]

Never punched reblog so fast in my life

[foolbackwards-blog]

Been keeping a lot of reference online but I might as well print the most useful stuff out while I can so I have it to use offline. Spend the next 6 years im alive practicing art while I can

[foolbackwards-blog]

Id say bout anyone who's been keeping stuff like that online should probably get it printed out and bind it

[foolbackwards-blog]

Been keeping a lot of reference online but I might as well print the most useful stuff out while I can so I have it to use offline. Spend the next 6 years im alive practicing art while I can

[botanize]

[insomniac-arrest]

my brain whenever I find a new thing to fantasize about

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

[afewofmyfavoritethingsblr]

You just want a cat wife dont you

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

[alienpapacy]

i’m begging people to know they can have interests and hobbies that aren’t related to the Walt Disney Company’s stable of highly profitable intellectual properties

[kuroimarzipan]

everyones favourite admiral

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nunjournal]

No offense but women should be allowed to talk about the horrible effects makeup had on their self esteem and how the beauty industry in general affects women in general without having to put ten thousand disclaimers coddling the feelings of women who like winged eyeliner

[anneemay]

I love this song

[bricklebeary]

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

[yourkpopidolsucks]

In Korea you are literally REQUIRED to have a headshot with your application. Your physical appearance is a major vetting point in the interview. Applicants have literally been told to bleach their skin for jobs. Seoul is the plastic surgery capital of the world.

This is HUGE for them. Support them. Even if you love makeup, their beauty culture is TOXIC. Support this movement

[ruffboi-mags]

GO GIRLS GO

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

[note-a-bear]

STOP THIS

[mykukula]