I'm a weirdo

This is the blog where I post dumb shit. I would say I "hope you enjoy", but I really don't care.

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Aesthetic Croc’s

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I Need Money

Do you have money?

Do you have money?

Do you have money?

Do you have money? 

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Pure Facts

The Jenners/ Kardashians aren’t going to “make little girls feel bad about their body” their the  results of  making little girls feel bad about their body

More specifficaly kendall and kylie who get no end of hate for being bad influnces on young gorls

sorry for any spelling mmistakes

gorls is intentinoal 

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KYS

Mom: Gives me a life

Me: Take it back

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Colds

I want to be more apreciative of my ability to breathe out of both nostrills when im sick

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Diets

Brittany: I'm on an vegan, carb-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, and raw diet

Kira: So, what do you eat?

Me: This PUSSY

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Bi Pie

Bi Pie in fact is not a pie made of bis. But, it is what your Male: Female ratio is in attraction. Mine is 80% female and 20% malen

[todayilearnedthat]

TIL the two centers of the brain responsible for depression and anxiety respectively are both slightly bigger than each other, which explains a lot.

via reddit.com

[cromulentenough]

Bigger than each other what? Whats bigger than what? Anyine able to parse this and explain it?

[todayilearnedthat]

They’re just larger in size from one another I don’t know how to simplify it more than that.

[wherehumorcomestodie]

I think they’re asking which one is larger, which is… fair.

[todayilearnedthat]

The one that’s bigger is the larger one.

[heapass93]

How can they both be bigger than the other? For one to be bigger, the other needs to be smaller.

[todayilearnedthat]

no they’re both too large to be the smaller one

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[theepicyus]

The link isn’t even helpful

[todayilearnedthat]

have you tried clicking it?

[assbeliever]

just say if the depression center is begger than the anxiety one!!!

[todayilearnedthat]

i’m afraid it’s not that simple, you see, they’re both bigger than each other.

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Im so mad

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Misandry

Misadry is sexism too

Misadry is sexism too

Misadry is sexism too

Misadry is sexism too

Misadry is sexism too

Misadry is sexism too

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To all my 5 followers

turn on tumbler labs including emojify it will make your day

[porterr-robinson]

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no

[wholove]

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.

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Who is  he quoting

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this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

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kitty babes save lives

[thathomestar]

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# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

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Panic Attacks

Me: Your safe, no need to panic

My Body: Um, no, fuck you

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My Brother's an idiot

Brother:*listening to Chris Brown*

Me: Chris Brown hits women

Brother: Everybody dose that; only some people get caught

Me: What?!?!

Brother: Plus,he turned himself in right after

Me: That can't be true

Brother: Yes, it is

Me: *eye roll*

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Ugh, Grammar

Hyphens

Semi colons

commas

When do i use them? In human words please.