[cheekyboycr7]

msn brainrot kills guys i almost died making this. click for better quality like and subscribe and bless 🆙

[theweiredteenager]

the full page!! I love them sm

[lionevlmessi]

[lionevlmessi]

i'd have never thought that i'd still be boiling with rage over this a decade later. it caused such a monumental shift in football, for me this is like a before and after situation. i don't think we will ever truly grasp the magnitude of the events this transfer planted over this sport's horizon. over time you become desensitised but it's terrifying from all aspects. i don't even think neymar has grasped / will fully ever grasp, either. i think leo once came real close in 2018/2019 season and he tried so hard to resist The Horrors all by himself, this is his everything - football, barcelona. but but that gaping hole, it can't be sealed with mortar made of sea sand. doesn't matter the said sand still originates from the beaches of barcelona, it's cheap work. sea sand absorbs moisture and it's bound to fall apart with the slightest tremor. so it did in rome, in liverpool, in lisbon against bayern. you move elsewhere for a while, seek out help from the person the gaping hole took its shape from. but his silhouette has changed. it doesn't fit into that space anymore. it's a bad casting and proportions are all wrong, you can make out some parts from the past in glimpses but wind still blows through the hole - its edges all chipped now because it has seen things and aged with you as well - and the wind makes you shudder. paris is cold, has always been colder than barcelona.

[lionevlmessi]

[lionevlmessi]

the type of shit that happens when you're already overstimulated as fuck

[lionevlmessi]

a friend of mine and i were talking about how pedri's been forced to play like sixty full matches a season therefore he's not exactly at his top level in this world cup and now to top it all off he's days away from losing ferran - with whom he has an intense homoerotic friendship - to psg, overall a critique centred around wow this guy's life SUCKS, then she stops and has the nerve to ask me: “was that how messi felt back then when neymar left for paris?”

oh okay let's just kill ourselves then great

[lionevlmessi]

We just know ney hates De Paul with every fiber of his being 😂

it is indeed a hilarious thing to assume, but i wouldn't exactly call it hate. i don't think neymar is capable of hating people in general. that glass body of his doesn't have a single hateful bone. he gets angry very easily but it blows over just as fast. the longest grudge i've seen him hold was against mbappé and although nothing's set in stone, he seems to have forgiven even him now.

de paul, whom he's only had brief and friendly conversations with? nah. however, i could definitely see him being jealous of rodrigo. teeny tiny bits of bitterness ought to take root inside given how much he's been exposed to the rodrigo and leo's close proximity for years now, just like us, and probably so much more than we know of, lol. i could see him rolling his eyes or just cringing a little at their photos if he feels so inclined but i think he's mostly made peace with it. has no choice but to. leo is just too much of a blessed individual to not be gifted someone so similar to the person he's loved so much and watched leave. right after their divorce too, de paul's been a constant in the selección since 2018. neymar has no room to complain, not when he's deprived leo of himself in the first place.

this was really fun to answer, drop by whenever.

xx

[lionevlmessi]

today is the 5th anniversary of the 2021 copa america final and apparently also the 5th wedding anniversary of the heated rivalry guys. did you know that when you made that post 6 months ago or was it fully a coincidence??

first and foremost, happy copa américa day to you anon. second, holy shit 😭 i watched heated rivalry while it was still airing because it was all people were talking about, and well, there are few more things i love more in this life than supporting the queer community. i can't say i'm a big fan of the show but it was a fun watch. and i absolutely had no idea [insert cynthia erivo “i didn't know this was happening” graphic] while making that post. i'm quite shocked to be honest, what a coincidence that is.

happy anniversaries to 2026 canon yaoi and 2021 queerbait then, hahahahaha. thank you for sharing this with me.

xx

[lionevlmessi]

NEYMAR JR & LIONEL MESSI — COPA AMÉRICA 2021 FINAL

T. Mafi, All This Twisted Glory // Lorde, Sober II // M. Oliver, Thirst // C. Sureya, Two Hearts // C. Walsh, A Cross-Country Christmas

happy copa américa day to those who celebrate ♡

The shortest path between two hearts
is two arms that reach out
and can only touch
with fingertips, sometimes.

I’m running to where the stairs are—
it’s too early, I can’t find you,
It’s like something is being rehearsed—
Time makes me wait, showing who’s the boss.

The birds have gathered to fly away—
I wish I’d loved you for something like this.

— c. sureya, two hearts

[lionevlmessi]

ethical goals only, i know who my goat is.

[patdyuri]

im so neymessipilled rn. barca neymessi….

[laminedean]

whenever i have a bad day i remember barca neymessi and my day gets even worse

[lionevlmessi]

genuinely threw up once thinking about them... oh wow they have no idea do they

[lionevlmessi]

BRAZIL v JAPAN | June 29, 2026

[lionevlmessi]

oomf (@worldcupofficial) just sent me this and everyone needs to see it too. i'm cryingsajdjwbskw?/&:!2😭😭😭

[fapper]

Really

[lionevlmessi]

[lionevlmessi]

fc barcelona as text posts | part I, part II

[lionevlmessi]

fc barcelona as textposts | part I, part II