Mr. Peanutbutter RP

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*Scratches behind his ears*

❝Oh, hello, you must be BoJack’s plus on - ohhh, yeah, that feels good...❞ Mr. Peanutbutter instantaneously melted in to the bliss.

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Who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy!? You are! Yes you are!

His ears pricked up in maximum excitement, the way they always did when his attention was peaked.

❝It’s me! Is it me? It IS me - !! I knew it! YES! I’m a good boy! I’m a good boy!❞

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yugidonthitmemutou:

“Oh.”

“Well, I’m glad you love your wife so much! Nowadays, you don’t hear about happy marriages, so congrats.”

foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

❝Ahaha - yeah! Happy! Totally...completely happy. I’m happy...❞

❝...I’m happy...oh, Diane...❞

[sxmpxony-deactivated20250101]

“I wouldn’t drink that if I was you.”

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foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

❝Why not, bud? It’s just almond milk. Isn’t it the same as any other milk, except...almond-ier?❞

[toyboxgadget]

“Heh… I like my women how I like my coffee.”

“Strong and sweet!”

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foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

❝Huh. Funny thing you should compare your women to coffee! My Wife is like a cup of coffee. You add one of those flavoured syrups, thinking it will make it better, but it always ends up too sweet, and then it’s ruined.❞

❝...But you know what? Even if she was a cup of pure caramel that would probably kill me if I drank it, I’d still love her.❞

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priestesskiyoko:

“Ah, well, I suppose you could say that. Literature, really.” she answered, a corner of her lips curled up in a smile.

foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

❝Ahh, yeah, my Wife loves literature! ...Or maybe, it’s just the idea of it.❞ Mr. Peanutbutter vaguely mused, his lively demeanour cooling off in to despondency. ❝What does it mean when someone tells you they want something...but then when you give it to them, they reject it in favour of the thing they wanted remaining a fantasy?❞

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frxncaise:

Angélique peered out the door, watching him run after the terrified mailman. It was mildly amusing watching the man run for his dear life. Her eyes followed the flash of golden fur until he came back.

“That’s good?”

foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

❝It sure is! Who knows what deathly horrors could have been laying beneath the thin veil of that envelope, just waiting to jump out? I never did trust that mailman.❞ Mr. Peanutbutter elaborated in triumph, noticeably calmer now that the “threat” had been defused. ❝How can you stand it?❞

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“….” He’d seen stranger things. He must have, but for some reason, he couldn’t think of a single damn one of them, right now. “…I don’t think we’ve met.”

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foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

❝I don’t believe we have! Mr. Peanutbutter. And you are?❞ the yellow lab instinctively introduced with pep akin to that of a cheerleader in a packed football stadium as he extended a masculine hand out towards him. ❝Are you one of Jessica’s friends? She said she was bringing a plus one! O-ho, this is great! We can be like a threesome of friends! But not in a sexual way.❞ he added gleefully, just for clarification.

[shortandimpossible]

+1 Has Entered the TARDIS || Greeter for foolmetwicefiddledeedee

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Clara had no clue that the planet she had landed on was home to anthropomorphic animal life forms until she was exploring the seemingly-normal alternate earth…and accidentally backed into a man-sized golden retriever. “Oh my, I’m so sor-AH!” She squealed, jumping at least a foot back.

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foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

Mr. Peanutbutter was working on the set for his new TV show: PB’s Hollywoo Diaries! Yet, another in a series of unrehearsed, completely stab-in-the-dark ideas. It would probably be pulled off air in no less than a month, but it was worth a good shot! Besides, even if others didn’t seem to, Mr. Peanutbutter had complete belief in his project. ❝A little to the left! A little more! No - no, right there! That’s it! Stop! STOP!❞ he urged as a large, promotional banner was backed right in to him, knocking him back a little, which may have added to the collision he shared with the girl. ❝Oh, God! I’m so sorry! Hey, man, you ever directed a movie before?❞ he seemed to change subjects in a mere matter of seconds!

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uranium-plum​:

Plum, the female extraterrestrial, continued to stare at the interesting yellow animal male for a long time. she just wanted to approach him for he was the most interesting thing that she has seen in her months of wandering on the strange planet. she was getting ready to give him a brief greetings before she decided to wander off, drowning herself with her depression again and try to end her life and hoped that it would work, but she noticed that the male realized that she had been staring at him and she could not help but smile in that moment. shen then widened her eyes when he spoke and what he said made her create tears in her eyes, tears of joy. it was clear that a lot of people did not call her that often. “beautiful?” she repeated, staring at the male deeply. “you think that i am beautiful?”

foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

Mr. Peanutbutter could barely contain his enthusiasm for the purple haired girl. Maybe, it was because he was a socialite, or maybe he was staying true to his stereotype. Whatever it was, he felt a great tug to celebrate her mere existence. It was natural for him. Being a yellow lab (and a television celebrity), he was pulled forwards to investigate. It was then that he saw the light reflect from her tears, a confused expression washing over him. ❝Oh, no! Are you crying? Did...I say something wrong?❞

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therammkids:

“Well… That makes sense..” Valentine shrugged and chuckled. “Yeah a werewolf! Don’t believe me?” He pointed to his ears and fluffy tail before grinning, bearing four sharp canines.

foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

Mr. Peanutbutter visibly startled upon the big reveal, but not necessarily in a strictly negative manner. This was a huge breakthrough! Werewolves were real! ❝Whoa! How’s being a werewolf working out for you? Livin’ the dream? Ah -yeah!❞

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therammkids:

One of Valentine’s ears twitched a bit as he continued to tilt his head, obviously confused. “But if you’re a yellow lab, then why do you walk upright? I apologize if I sound rude. I’m just really not used to this..” The pup snorted as he shook his head. “But that’s pretty cool actually. I’m a werewolf myself.”

foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

Mr. Peanutbutter wasn’t entirely sure what Valentine meant by that. Or that. ❝Why wouldn’t I walk upright? I keep fit - no slouching for me! No siree!❞ he beamed, albeit a little more confusedly than before, but no matter! ❝A werewolf? Get out of here! For real?❞

[himbosquad]

“Woah.. You’re pretty interesting… I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone like you around here.” Valentine stared at the other and tilted his head. “What are you if I may ask?”

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foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

Mr. Peanutbutter’s golden ears pricked up at the question. He opened his muzzle to speak, but not before a spirited chuckle escaped him, the corners of his eyes creasing slightly what with the wideness of his smile. He’d always found it greatly entertaining when others would question his breed. Why, in the 90s, he’d even been featured in Hollywood Magazine - now titled Hollywoo Magazine - in an article debating whether or not he was pure bred or some kind of mixed-breed phony! Of course, the truth was soon revealed, and the rumours began to dispel, but some remained unconvinced.

❝Yellow lab, through & through, my friend!❞

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Freeze! You are under arrest for being so nice and cute. Copy this message to 10 other blogs who you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the GAME going and make others feel beautiful ❤

❝You are such a charmer!❞

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A female with purple hair and eyes dressed in white wandered about the place she has found herself in until she sees the other individual and she stares endlessly and curiously.

Diane was in one of her strange, analytical moods, again,so Mr. Peanutbutter had vacated the house - originally, just to pick up the mail,but through lack of a better decision, he had taken the path in to the city.It seemed as though his presence only irritated his Wife, those past weeks.He’d tried to look on the up-side, like he always did, but this one was a real downer.They’d hit a rough patch in their marriage, and he really wasn’t sure how to fix it.No matter what he did, no matter what he said, Diane remained thoroughly sad.She hadn’t even turned up to her Cheer-Up-Diane party, even with warm biscuits!He’d started to worry she was becoming depressed. Maybe, he should call her a Doctor.With  hands wrapped around a warm Starbucks vanilla latte, Mr. Peanutbutter sighed.He let all the tension he’d been holding inside loose in to the city air, his new breath coming freely; it was at that point he noticed a female looking at him.By a glance, she wouldn’t even have noticed anything was wrong;his demeanour shifted so quickly - just like it always did, his goofy smile returned.It was almost as though he had a happy-switch that could be flicked on with just a look.He wasn’t feigning it, either - well, he did enjoy meeting new people, after all! What wouldn’t he be happy about?

❝Oh, my God! How are you looking so beautiful? I’m furious!!❞

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{Meme} ❝You want a beer, pal?❞

wows starter meme;;

ASK MEME CURRENTLY ACCEPTING {X}

“ PA L ;; Do people even still say that? Thought such a phrase died out with flared jeans & turtle necks. -& I don’t do puppies, they don’t get my tongue & tail waging if you get my drift.” 

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foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

❝No, no, no, you’ve got me all wrong! I’m just being friendly; my Wife’s over there! Can you believe this place? It’s like the Universe just grouped all the awesome people of showbiz in the same room! Seriously, though, how are you? I don’t believe I got your name, yet. Are you a Molly? You look like a Molly.❞

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vausedealer:

“Man, you’re so… SO FUCKIN’ CLUELESS! Of course it was for the party! I mean, there’s no place called like that. Do you ever consider that she actually went to a trip without you?”

foolmetwicefiddledeedee:

❝She said she wanted to do something great! She was helping kids in a war-zone...for a while... then, she...she camped out at our friend’s place... but...she came back! I mean...after I found her at a restaurant... oh, my God...you’re right! Diane’s not happy! And it’s not through some search for greater meaning, it’s...it’s me...❞