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what’s a little freudian slip between friends? [x]
rarepair anyone? noone? okay
my favorite fucked up animal is the false killer whale it looks like a rejected kaiju design… like a void with teeth…. look at this fucking baby
also these guys have been documented in gay pairbonds with fuckin BOTTLENOSES which isn’t even their species! fuck it up dude!
just pure unfiltered yearning. he wants him so badly that when they're finally alone in that hotel room he can't even kiss him because he knows he won't be able to stop. im fine
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Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) Dirty Birds (S05E04)
These two with the hair and the glasses and the beards and-
Have you watched the "Faculty"? Do we have a harringrove au? 🤔
Anyways, Steve's the captain of the football team, Nancy is the head of the school paper, they're dating. One day Steve decides to quit football, focus on his studies, Nancy isn't supportive, they are on different wavelengths actually, and it lines up so nicely with them and the og characters "Faculty" dynamic.
Billy is Zeke (the car, the rock music, the attitude). Teachers' charmer, know-it-all, smart, repeating his senior year cause he has attitude problems and troubles at home
Jonathan is Casey, the photographer and the quiet kid (secretly in love with Nancy). Robin is Stokely.
One day a new girl comes to town, Billy flirts with her. Little does he know, it's the monster/mindflayer.
During the whole monster fighting etc. harringrove happens.
Haven't thought about the actual plot further than that but this au can kick ass. Also, Billy and Steve looking like that, please 🥺
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Ooohhh I love Faculty ❤️🔥 and I love this au!! Such a great idea🔥🔥🔥
Title: Sacrifice of Isaac (detail) Artist: Caravaggio Date: ca. 1598 Medium: Oil on canvas Size: 116 cm × 173 cm
Why do I think about my poor baby Lucerys Velaryon when I look at the painting...
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"He was gentle and fierce. They called him Breakbones. He loved us I think"
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Person: Do you actually hate Mr. Barnes?
Sam Wilson: Matter of fact, yes I do. Have you seen the way he – [trips, dozens of photos of Bucky falling out]Oh, shit, no. Nononono, no, listen! Listen! [hurries to pick them up, more photos falling out with the motion][starts to sweat]Listen, okay. These are Steve’s. I’m just holding these for Steve, I swear. I hate the guy! I hate him and his stupid face! [more photos continue to fall out as he continues to struggle picking them all up] JUST LISTEN OKAY
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Nay - Hektor - you who to me are father, mother, brother, and dear husband - have mercy upon me; stay here upon this wall; make not your child fatherless, and your wife a widow (Il. 6.429-32)
I couldn't stop thinking about this post by @intermundia, so I did something. I'm sorry [not really sorry].
excuse me ??
Deity Anakin Devotee Obi-Wan AU
au where Deity Anakin descends to the mortal realm to grant a boon to his devoted worshipper King Obi-Wan, and is extremely surprised when the King does not ask for wealth or fame, but for Anakin himself.
He has watched over Obi-Wan for a long time, he is the Patron God of Stewjon after all. The God of Balance, of Life and Death, of Wealth and Prosperity, of Harmony. He has blessed the reigns of Stewjoni Rulers who have been devoted to him well, but Obi-Wan had always been special.
The young prince had been taken with Anakin since the day he first saw his statue at the age of 4. Every day since then he'd spend an hour, early in the morning at Anakin's Grand Temple in Stewjon's Capital.
Anakin had found it endearing and sweet, had made sure to bless the prince for it. Obi-Wan would need it. One of 12 brothers as he was, he'd need everything in his arsenal to win the Throne after his father's demise. It was the way. Anakin considering intervening slightly to help Obi-Wan out.
But he didn't have to, ambitious as he was, Obi-Wan managed to ascend the Stewjoni Throne at the age of 25 all by himself, his hands stained with the blood of his brothers, older and younger.
(Anakin would never forget the way Obi-Wan had thrown himself at his altar and sobbed after killing all of his siblings.)
Then the wars began. It seemed the newly crowned King Obi-Wan had found the taste of his brothers' blood intoxicating, for he jumped into battle. Conquering kingdom after kingdom, turning his small kingdom into an Empire spanning continents. He did it all in Anakin's name.
Anakin could not bear to watch it all. The bright and clever child who used to study at his feet was no more, in his place was a warmonger, an Emperor, one who had built his name, one who had spilled so much blood that Anakin couldn't take it.
One who still fervently worshipped Anakin.
The people of Obi-Wan's new empire had begun to herald him as a God, as common mortals do with any great one amongst themselves, but much to Anakin's surprise, the Emperor had refused the title, praising Anakin instead, the deity of Stewjon. He had temple after temple was built for Anakin across the Empire, had found brought him so many devotees that Anakin knew not what to do.
(Anakin still couldn't let go of Obi-Wan. Every time Obi-Wan prayed to him, he would give him his blessings, wish him good fortune in his battles, wish him happiness in his life - though the last one never seemed to happen)
Anakin never had a devotee who had dedicated themselves so entirely to Anakin, who worshipped him so well, so religiously. So during the Huge Ritual Ceremony for Obi-Wan's 35th Name Day at the Grand Temple of Anahkeen in the Stewjoni Capital, Anakin appeared in front of Obi-Wan.
The mortal whose devotion was so great that he had managed to summon a deity to him, but Emperor Obi-Wan did not care for any of it as he fell to his knees, hands folded in worship, his eyes trained on Anakin and Anakin alone, ignoring the thousands gathered in the Temple Halls to witness the Rituals.
Anakin's glowed as he walked to Obi-Wan from the head of the altar, His golden curls bouncing, his golden wings folding back so as to not spill any of the offerings left for him. He bent down to look into Obi-Wan's eyes with a sweet smile, his hand tenderly caressing his cheek.
"You have attained a greatness beyond mortal reach. Yet throughout the years, you have held me in your heart and on your lips, you have not forgotten I. And I have not forgotten this. Make known your heart's deepest desires, and I shall grant it to you, Obi-Wan."
Obi-Wan gazed in reverence. The deity who he had loved and worshipped since he was a boy, the deity whose words and worship he had wished to spread across the lands. Who was as beautiful and ethereal as he had imagined. "My heart wishes for one boon alone, and that is you,"
Anakin had expected the man to ask wealth, land, good fortune for his descendants. But never this. Never Anakin himself. But Anakin can not bear to say no, so he grants Obi-Wan his wish.
He will give himself to Obi-Wan until they have a child of their own, a heir for Obi-Wan's empire who is half-god, and once Obi-Wan has the child, a child who is half-Anakin, he will leave. The Emperor accepts this with grace, kissing Anakin's divine feet and hands in gratitude, with a smile so bright and joyous that it stuns him.
He had never seen Obi-Wan this happy before.