“ i beg your pardon . ”
“ on behalf of the time variance authority , i hereby arrest you for crimes against the sacred timeline . hands up , you’re coming with us . ”
“ get out of my way . ”
“ can you at least tell me what it is ? ”
“ it sounds dumb . ”
“ know this . you cross me , there are deadly consequences . ”
“ please sign this to verify this is everything you’ve ever said . ”
“ oh , this is absurd . ”
“ do a lot of people not know if they’re robots ? ”
“ this is a mistake ! i shouldn’t be here . ”
“ who actually believes this bunkum ? ”
“ i’m sorry , my friend is an imbecile . ”
“ madam , a god doesn’t plead . ”
“ look , this has been a very enjoyable pantomime , but i’d like to go home now . ”
“ no one bad is ever truly bad , and no one good is ever truly good . ”
“ can you hear me ? are you a recording ? or are you eve alive ? ”
“ love is a dagger . ”
“ i thought perhaps we could work together , but now i see you lack vision . ”
“ come any closer and i’ll kill him . ”
“ you’re not the only tech savvy loki . ”
“ i don’t know what that means ! ”
“ i’m sorry , madam . didn’t exactly have time to scan the brochure . ”
“ by the way , i thought you wanted me dead . ”
“ so we’re a team now ? ”
“ welcome to the real world . down there , we’re awful to one another to get what we want . ”
“ you could be whoever , whatever you want to be , even someone good . ”
“ every moment those variants are out there , we’re all in danger . find them ! ”
“ and so , that’s where i grew up . the ends of a thousand worlds . and now , that’s where i’ll die . ”
“ do you think that what makes a loki a loki is the fact that we’re destined to lose ? ”
“ we may lose , sometimes painfully . we don’t die . ”
“ we survive . i mean , you did . ”
“ you did it on your own . you ran rings around them . you’re amazing ! ”
“ well ? ”
“ i know you have some quip you’re dying to say . ”
“ oh , i don’t have a quip . i’ve nothing to say to you . ”
“ when you think the ends justify the means , there’s not much you won’t do . ”
“ what is this place ? where are we ? who are you ? ”
“ this is the void , that’s alioth . and we’re his lunch . come on ! ”
“ i’m as in the dark as you are . ”
“ your whole reality’s been destroyed . tell me , how does it feel to be on the other side of it ? ”
“ this is it , isn’t it ? this is where you dragged me after you stole my life . a fitting place , then , to take yours . ”
“ and what if i said loki wasn’t dead ? not yet , anyway . ”
“ i’d say you were lying . ”
“ maybe . or maybe we want the same thing . ”
“ i’m telling you this willingly . ”
“ i want to know who lied to me . ”
“ that’s nice . super believable . ”
“ i’d like to suggest we take a quick breather so i can ask several thousand questions . ”
“ it’s been a very , very , very trying past few days . ”
“ all i know is , i got pruned and i woke up here , and now i’m surrounded by variants of myself , plus an alligator , which i’m heartbroken to report i didn’t even find all that strange ! ”
“ tough . got to keep moving so we don’t die . ”
“ why the hell is there an alligator in here ? ”
“ okay , but what’s your plan ? ”
“ don’t die . ”
“ don’t die isn’t a plan . it’s a general demand of living . ”
“ we’re all villains here . we’ve all done horrible , terrible , horrific things . ”
“ all i know is , i don’t want to hurt you . i don’t want a throne . i just want you to be okay . ”
“ well , if you think it’s a bad idea , i prefer you to speak your mind . ”
“ we write our own destiny now . ”