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Announcement: New Main Blog
Hello, everyone! Sad to say but this blog hasn't been used as of late. However! I did plan to do something about it so I made a new blog!
Maid in Heaven on Tumblr
This is my new blog where I'll be posting all of my arts and other stuff that I want to post! Though if you want to chat with me here, that's okay too! You can chat with me in either accounts!
Who do you believe produces the most Cum
The answer to that question is almost certainly, Typhoon or by extension Leviathan. You see, they are the largest of the water attribute characters, and since semen is mostly water, they therefore produce the most.
Matter of fact, all of those with the water attribute produce more than usual, so do with that what you will.
What if i tell you there is a doujin out there where tyhpoon use a sea of cum to attack the pirate's lol
Nyarl did another chaos
*DING DONG*
“Oh that must be them.”
Neirumi went to open the front door, as she opens it, she is greeted by 3 people.
“Greetings Summoner-Dono, sorry for bothering and thank you for taking me in, I will remember this kindness.”
“Hello Neirumi-chan! How are you? I hope we aren’t troubling you heheh”
“Y-Yo, I’m stickin around ‘cause you invited me here! Besides, having an OP isekai hero like me would be like cheat code to you guys!”
“Heheh, welcome you three, feel free to make yourself at home~ Make sure to greet everyone alright?”
“I am Inumura Daikaku Masanori, one of the Hakkenshi, it is a pleasure to meet you.”
“Hello everyone! I’m Leanan Sidhe, your one and only fairy producer! I will help you out in surfacing your beautiful talents! And this is our friend, Cthugha-san.”
“W-WAIT YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SEE ME AS A FRIEND? I’M SO HAPPY THAT I FEELS LIKE I COULD EXPLODE FROM HAPPINESS!!”
“Oh dear…”
*KABOOOOOOM*
(Masanori, Leanan and Cthugha are permanently available for ask on this blog! Feel free to send asks to them! But keep in mind they are mostly headcanon for now!)
(@crocosavior)
“Oh…” He seemed a bit saddened. “Well, I guess I can just stay here for now. You look like a trustable person.”
“That doesn’t mean I’m putting down my defenses, though! If you get some weird ideas, I’m going to use my powers to put you down!”
“With that being said… I’m a bit thirsty after a long walk trying to find Neirumi.” He noticed the red bottle of wine on one of the tables. “Oh, hey! Can I drink that? It looks like blood, though… But I’m sure it isn’t!”
“You need not to pay the rest a visit. Not all guilds are the affable type.”
“Certainly.” Later, he returned from the storage room with a can of vanilla-flavored Coca Cola drink. “Here.” He handed it to the boy.
"This drink... I guess it is good enough."
He drank the can of Coca-Cola and warily eyed down the man that stood in front of him. He has got to be twice taller than him.
After gulping what seemed to be a quarter of the contents of the can, Luke asked, "So, are you the one in charge of this place? Or guild?"
(@crocosavior)
“Oh…” He seemed a bit saddened. “Well, I guess I can just stay here for now. You look like a trustable person.”
“That doesn’t mean I’m putting down my defenses, though! If you get some weird ideas, I’m going to use my powers to put you down!”
“With that being said… I’m a bit thirsty after a long walk trying to find Neirumi.” He noticed the red bottle of wine on one of the tables. “Oh, hey! Can I drink that? It looks like blood, though… But I’m sure it isn’t!”
“Yes. One of many in this Tokyo.” Like the other guilds, the Outlaws was headquartered in a specific district. And in their case, it was Kabukicho. “Still, your youthful form is ill-suited for consumption of wine.”
"Many...?! So far, I've only visited two..."
"Fine, if you won't let me have that, then at least give me something flavored that's not for kids."
(@crocosavior)
“Oh…” He seemed a bit saddened. “Well, I guess I can just stay here for now. You look like a trustable person.”
“That doesn’t mean I’m putting down my defenses, though! If you get some weird ideas, I’m going to use my powers to put you down!”
“With that being said… I’m a bit thirsty after a long walk trying to find Neirumi.” He noticed the red bottle of wine on one of the tables. “Oh, hey! Can I drink that? It looks like blood, though… But I’m sure it isn’t!”
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He laughed lightly. “I may be one of the Outlaws, but neither I nor my guildmates have an intention of inflicting harm on you.”
“You are an adolescent, are you not? How about I buy you a box of orange juice instead?” Silly boy, wine and other alcoholic drinks were for adults.
"Out... laws..." His head was working around it. "Is that another Guild?"
"And—Hey! Don't treat me like a kid! I may look like a child but I've existed for more than a millennia! I'm not just some lost child!"
Another Touhou x Housamo fanart that happened in the RP server I was in
(@crocosavior)
"Oh..." He seemed a bit saddened. "Well, I guess I can just stay here for now. You look like a trustable person."
"That doesn't mean I'm putting down my defenses, though! If you get some weird ideas, I'm going to use my powers to put you down!"
"With that being said... I'm a bit thirsty after a long walk trying to find Neirumi." He noticed the red bottle of wine on one of the tables. "Oh, hey! Can I drink that? It looks like blood, though... But I'm sure it isn't!"
Because I love my big bro so much and have the patience of a rhino, Tsukuyomi is now available as guest until February 12.
“Hey! Heyeyeyeyey! Don’t eat that sandwich! If you do, it’s game over! GAME OVER!!!”
“I ate a sandwich once, now look at me! My hair is gone!!! Do you want to lose your hair? No! It’s the only defense you’ve got from those mind controlling seals in the sky!!!”
"E-EH?!"
"What sandwich?! I don't see a sandwich anywhere! And you mean to tell me that a sandwich ruined your hair?! And Mind-Controlling seals from the sky?! Are you sure you're okay and not just having a hyper-active imagination?"
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
"Huh?!"
"Holy water isn't just "boiled," it is sanctified in a sacred place by priests! That's why it is holy!..."
"... Please don't tell me I missed some kind of joke."
Was helping @bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri with some live a hero things and I made a pointed comment about Barrel and Furlong they did this after, people in @neirumilysor ask blog discord server (aka Mpreg jail) will understand
Sorry Neiru
The improved version.
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You guys sure love to call it Mpreg Jail huh… it must mean you just really want to get Mpreg’d right!?
FINE, I WILL GET YOU MPREG’D ALRIGHT
*Neiru ran toward the infamous mpreg guy place*
What
What was that
A little heads up...!
Okay, this will be a little bit of news... I think I, too, will also take a break from the internet. This is because I also need to spend time with my cousins. They live in the province so... the wi-fi signal will most likely be weak there. High probability of me starting my break will be tomorrow. Until then, I will answer my remaining two asks. And if you need to ask anything, you can accumulate it and I will answer if possible or when I come back in early January.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Years to everybody. Cheers!
"Rutilix knight from the cavalry of the kingdom Aradisia reporting in for duty-"
"You do know, there's no need to be so formal right?"
"I find myself in agreement with our friend, Rutilix you are being far too serious"
"I-I knew that! I was just..."
Pubraseer puts a hand on Rutilix's shoulder to calm him down before speaking himself.
"You are fretting over this far too much friend, you just have to relax. You already introduced yourself how about you give us a chance to do the same?"
"O-Okay"
"Good, in that case I suppose I will go next. My name is Pubraseer I used to be a spaceship captain in the past but now I'm working as a handy man in a spaceship resort in the planet Murica IV and since recently as a hero for the Laborer's site hero office"
After he's finished talking he looks expectantly at the therian who has remained mostly silent until now, who simply sighs before relenting.
"I go by the name Monomasa, it's the name of the person whose body I'm borrowing so you should call me that as well"
The other two look at him as if trying to convince him to say more but Monomasa just stares back at them as if telling them that's as much as they're getting
"Well then with introductions out of the way now, feel free to send us any questions you might have and we will try to answer them to the best of out abilities"
Christmas!
"Now that I'm thinking of it, Christmas is here! The day when Jesus Christ was born!"
"What are you going to do this Christmas? Maybe you're gonna make some snowmen? I learned that Japan has snow so why don't we go and make ourselves a snowball fight?!"
A small fanart between Sakuya and Snow because why not?
