Haha, nope

I have a terrible tendency of getting thoroughly obsessed with very random, and most often, rather geeky, things. Sometimes I try to art and funny.

[keepingitneutral]

Cucu Cabin, County Westmeath, Ireland,

Courtesy: Studio Bucky by Alexander Buckeridge,

Photography: Jasmine Hughes

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

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[silkspread]

Sexting: do I inspire an angry and lustful version of cuteness aggression in you?

[barcelonas]

pure poetry

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[calleido]

dogmacollars

[theonion]

In a statement delivered to friends, family members, and household pets, Kendall Garretson announced Monday that she would like to become an 13-ton, 275-horsepower John Deere row-crop tractor when she grows up.

Garretson, who turned 5 in May, developed an interest in becoming the powerful motor-driven vehicle during a recent trip to her grandfather’s farm. According to sources, the young kindergarten student made her decision based on a number of key factors, including her desire to have “big wheels,” make holes in the ground with “a digger,” and chase birds and butterflies through fields of sunflowers.

“I’m gonna be a tractor,” Garretson said. “Tractors are fun.”

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[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[couthbbg]

can't today. busy.

[urtopia]

[gaypeople]

eternal monogamy <3

[deadlyduarte]

Art by: galactixy_illustrations on Instagram

[rainbow-femme]

Niall: “So you’re ok with me being gay?”

Guy who jerks off to fantasies of him and Niall waking up in a saw trap together:

Guy who has an active Craigslist ad looking for someone who can surgically turn them into conjoined twins:

Guy who thinks the brothers from House of Wax had a good thing going:

Guy who has spent hours concocting mental scenarios where they become lighthouse keepers stranded together on an island during a hurricane:

Guy who wants to keep Niall in a human terrarium he hand built himself:

Guy whose ideal death would be him and Niall chained together in a basement and then buried alive in pyroclastic ash Pompeii-style:

Guy who cannot be trusted with access to the hit Netflix series You:

Guy who wants to keep Niall as his crazy attic wife:

Guy who knows off the top of his head how much chloroform it would take to knock out someone of Niall’s height and weight:

Guy who has been trying to figure out a casual way to ask a doctor if two people could be permanently attached to a single shared blood supply:

Guy who heard Niall needed money and wondered what the odds were of Niall saying yes if he offered to pay him to live 24/7 as his dog:

Guy who has gotten off imagining his mom revealed she had a one night stand and actually he and Niall share a father and are blood related:

Guy who wants Niall to get him pregnant so bad he will throw up if he thinks about it for too long:

Guy who has googled if it’s possible to induce kidney failure in another person so you can then give them your kidney and a part of you lives eternally in them and also they owe you their life and are eternally indebted to you:

“Nah man I think it’s great.”

[drchucktingle]

your reminder to preorder FABULOUS BODIES wherever books are sold but ALSO CONSIDER THIS: you can request FABULOUS BODIES FROM YOUR LIBRARY BECAUSE LIBRARIES AND LIBRARIANS PROVE LOVE. heck, you can do BOTH

[miamaimania]

Roaring Colors: Niv Bavarsky’s Vibrant Depiction of a Tiger