Sup

[forest-guardian]

Me: -as a Paladin- Fitz, go distract the guards!

Fitz: -sorcerer- -walks past the guards- I know the spell enlarge.

Guards: ...-follow him-

Goddamn sorcerers!

[forest-guardian]

I’m tired.. here’s something funny, I hope you smile.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“This is what we get for having a lesbian as a DM!”

A player of mine, as I (thirsty) introduced the Lesbian Icon villain of the arc

[forest-guardian]

@bmblb-fanatic you as a DM 😂

[forest-guardian]

This is my elf Ranger 100%. She’s a Beast Master so she has a Giant Honey Badger named, well Honey. (Where my Hufflepuff’s at!) Then she found an axebeak egg and has hatched and trained it. His name is Alex. Then she got a bag of tricks, DM forgot she was all into animals.. They call her the Poké Master. It’s a great day.

[karadin]

heads up!

[forest-guardian]

Not D&D but oh well. Sharing it anyway. Be safe out there guys.

[forest-guardian]

This just about sums up my life

[dykes-for-dnd]

[forest-guardian]

I don’t have a problem, you do!

[curiekatz]

[ID: the “I am once again” meme, edited to read, “I am once again making a character I’ll never play” /end ID]

[forest-guardian]

I made an Aaracokra that believes he is a demigod. He is a race that is almost forbidden in e wry campaign I play in. *sobs*

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

[someemochick]

Soup eater was playing rogue

[forest-guardian]

Damn straight.

[forest-guardian]

And with this I direct you to my name.

[forest-guardian]

If bumblb-fanatic sees this I’m in trouble, but hey, I’ll take the risk.

[forest-guardian]

I hate Valentine’s Day. A lot. Yet that doesn’t mean you have to, so I hope you have a wonderful day filled with love and crits! ❤️

[forest-guardian]

Made my Tiefling barbarian purple. It’s more fun that way. 🤷‍♀️ As long as the DM says it’s okay who cares? 😂

[forest-guardian]

I like the shiny math rocks

[forest-guardian]

My Ranger has a +17 to her perception.. I can’t help but bust a gut when her passive thwarts my DM’s plans. 😂