0% Wiccan

6 ravens in a trench coat screaming into the void. Ask. Me.

[dreamingwithahappyending]

TOM BRADY LOST & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S HALFTIME PERFORMANCE FLOPPED

[starswift-borzoi]

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

[valdrake]

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

[starswift-borzoi]

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

[draconian-rex-deactivated202207]

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[senpatriarch]

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

[polararts]

Yeah, okay.

[aei-sb]

sure, I’ll take it

[mod2amaryllis]

C A N W E N O T

[ruinedchildhood]

[champagnepuppies]

glamour shots

[lowercasebig]

Dat booty

[champagnepuppies]

don’t objectify her

[whoismitski-deactivated20190304]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Before u leave the house

[pussylipgloss]

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

[foresttrashwitch-blog]

me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[beachdeath]

Mark Hamill speaking to fans at Oxford Union. 

[shutyourmoustache]

Y’all, I ain’t never seen a whole Star Wars film, but Mark Hamill? Is an actual Fucking Saint™️.

[awwww-cute]

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

[sweet-bitsy]

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

[silverghostash-deactivated20260]

stop the objectification of rabbits now

[khe1]

i would die for you yoshi

You Will.

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[blackness-by-your-side]

[vicchan]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald