sassy, but classy

here for a good time, not a long time

[unradiantly]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[galaxypiratekitten-blog]

Spoon me so I can wiggle my butt and give you a boner

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[foreverandalways-lexy]

me, jumping from one emotional extreme to another: parkour

[hplyrikz]

I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.

Kurt Vonnegut (via hplyrikz)

[hplyrikz]

This year taught me that my loneliness has more to do with myself than anyone else. The loneliest I will ever be is when I do not have the strength to love myself.

Marianna Paige (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[weloveshortvideos]

when she touches you so you touch her back

[animalsnaps]

relatable quotes?

[therelatablepost]

cute relatable blog! =]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[positivelycrippled]

[actionjacksonlovesbbq]

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

[inteligasm]

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

[broders]

Houston, 22/08/14

[foreverandalways-lexy]

[foreverandalways-lexy]

💋

[egguu-deactivated20201123]

what did the scientist say when he found the helium isotopes

[egguu-deactivated20201123]

hehe

[egguu-deactivated20201123]

i lost two followers already

[ironhomu-deactivated20140105]

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

[shorm]

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

[osointricate]

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

[ghostclassic-deactivated2017112]

i reblogged it before but then it got better

[tangsweet]

oh my

[foreverandalways-lexy]

July 4th

Non-American Countries: Hoe don't do it.

America: [Begins Freedoming]

Non-American Countries: Oh my god.