Hopeless Romantic

[foreverowl-forevernight]

Heeyyy i'm not gonna use this account anymore. I just feel like I really needed to leave it here, and restart, so i'm over at @thepantasticowl now.

[moldyjunk]

Me @ myself: Are you gonna draw today? Or are you gonna be a little bitch?

[herhmione]

also someone explain to me why freshman year i could stay up till 3am doing homework despite the fact that it was completely unnecessary and now, my senior year of high school, i literally pass out at 10:30

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

@ the mutuals I don’t interact with a lot I love u and hope ur doing well

[cartnsncreal]

High school bathroom graffiti: brittneys a hoe!! 

College bathroom graffiti: Our entire society was founded on racism and misogyny

[retsuko]

Send me a 🍒 if I come off as masculine!

Send me a 🍓 if I come off as feminine!

Send me a 🍉 if I come off as adrogynous!

Send me a 🍎 if I come off as all or other!

[tooiconic]

Interesting.

[oka-loves-cats-deactivated20171]

-w-

[marauders4evr]

Why the hell did they cancel Galavant?

[thebestoftumbling]

[markv5]

Мировой рекордсмен - самый длинный хвост

[ahsadler]

[alemicihan]

Ziyaret ettikleri müzelerde adeta ikizlerine denk gelen “şanslı” kişiler.

[strangehorse]

tag urself: dnd edition

[constable-frozen]

[bigboykings]

WHATTT

[galakticbabe]

ASIA NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL YALL TOO FUTURE

[nat3601-deactivated20170823]

My God what they said ^^

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Wtt

[nyokoko]

THIS SHIT LIT THO

[thegardenofeedan]

Where do YALL even practice this prior to the game???

[komplexx904]

Homygawd

[chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes]

How does…….never mind

[thehomebrood]

I think one of the dumbest things I ever did in my entire life was let my Rogue in D&D get turned into a vampire because he then could not enter residences without permission which completely destroyed half the concept of a rogue.

[thehomebrood]

do u ever get tired of ur own OC’s

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[christopher575]

[unluckysword-deactivated2019031]

[sindri42]

So hey you know how the whole Bode meme came from somebody’s dream in which they saw a tumblr meme from the future with no context? And how they assumed it was short for ‘foreboding’ or something, but that doesn’t even make sense because there’s no bode in foreboding? This is the actual origin of that prophetic vision.

[rionsuke]

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

[hiddenlacuna]

Pickles and iPads

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Milkshakes and dirty spoons.

[the-abandoned-dragon]

Taquitos and Cough-drops

[virmaris]

Klondike and aloe

[lysa44-deactivated20230623]

Mongolian Stirfry and Vibrators

[smiling-werewolf-deactivated201]

Cheeseburgers and Playing Cards

[unicorpseboi]

Tacos and curtains

[smis-happens]

Cakes and knives.

Ah jeez, I’m a pink edgelord blog.

[powderedwhiteviolets]

Rice and Stuffed Bunnies

[sparkling-shizuku]

Spicy tofu and walls

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

Because a Typhoon is coming, they took Hululu from Grape-kun so she wouldn’t be blown away. Let’s hope our boy can be strong while she’s gone til she’s put back after the storm

[official-mugi]

UPDATE: Grape-kun’s ray of sunshine has returned

[trilllizard666]

oh thank god

[hoverhawk]

I didn’t think a penguin could look dejected, but then here we are.

[fuks]