I Am Forever Queird

Kae the queer

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[diaryofandnwoman]

[guillotinaturner]

OH. MY. GAH. 

[officialfemme]

things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

[pinktwink]

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

[meangirlnurse]

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[whitepeopletwitter]

[foreverqueird]

THIS BITCH DOES NOT HAVE DRY CLEAN ONLY MONEY!

[jurynullification]

can i play w yr hair in a bro way

[jurynullification]

sit in my lap in a bro way

[justwithmyvoice]

[grungegoths]

Whoa

[grungegoths]

IM SCREAMING

[foreverqueird]

Not even the end of January 2020 and I've gone from excited about starting my new, fresh life to wanting to die because it's not going to happen.

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[thehauntedmansion2003]

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

[foreverqueird]

Well then

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.

[emerald-absol]

feminine trans men and butch trans women are so powerful and sexy

[foreverqueird]

FUCKING THIS OMGGGGGG #BIGMOOD

[valtsv]

i made this for a group chat but i figured i might as well post it here too

[foreverqueird]

Every time

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

can't stop thinking about this king

[doomstrange-deactivated20230725]

YO THIS DUDE GOT DICKASS

[foreverqueird]

Trying to comprehend... poor lil shaved pussy dick ass

[blackdenimjeans3]

2019 twitter wants what 2014 tumblr had

[galrinal-deactivated20210307]

no joke i had to leave twitter for tumblr a couple of weeks ago because it was too much for my mental health. how did any of you use this website back then and stay fine?

[blackdenimjeans3]

We absolutely weren’t fine

[foreverqueird]

Not at all

[countryboy]

When i'm checking on my vibe in the morning: