Everything I Can't Be is Everything You Should Be

Call me Graham. Or Fitz. Or Fitzgerald. Any of those work. I'm a Conservative, a huge book fan, an academic, and for the first time in my life I like to believe I'm genuinely happy. He/him.

[mattsturgis]

[dutchster]

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

[amazoogle]

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

[famousrecord]

😂😂😂😂😂 “White chicks in the summer ☀️”

[tastefullyoffensive]

(full story: oxfordmail)

[psychofactz]

[araeza]

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

me

[eggdropsoupe-deactivated2016050]

[awwdorables]

he’s going to bake something amazing

[thecommonchick]

When u accidentally open a convo u were avoiding

[eye-of-orion]

When cats get confused and pause grooming with one leg stuck in the air reblog if you agree

[thebreloomroom]

geistygeist:

theelderscrotes:

when u gently put ur ear close to ur cat and u hear their motor running…. thats a fine engine, no problems here

A well-tuned cat. All eight cylinders firing together.

[romansva]

“ Unreal Estate ” by Tim Doyle

[syrenn---archive]

[whystudywhenicanmeme]

When a client asks me to explain the unfavorable jury verdict…

[heavenhillgirl]

[clairemont-high-alumni-blog]

damn life back at it again with the

constant disappointment

[thecommonchick]

I just wanna be as happy as drake in this picture