Today, in law school...

"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it." Judge Hand

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My client explaining to me why they’re not vaccinated after a 30 minute consult in the back of the courtroom...

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Up for grabs

If you are a law school student, or a lawyer, and are genuinely funny (or what passes for it on the internet), and want to run this account message me. I’m over it. 

Conditions: you’re funny (see above); you create original content; you never repost anyone else’s content (the world is full of those people); you never promote anything or try to monetize these followers (they put up with enough of that shit on the internet); you don’t take yourself too seriously (but also don’t abuse minority groups for cheap laughs, because fuck you).

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Still an option. 

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Stopping by to see an professor from undergrad who doesn’t recognize me anymore

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Still true.

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Me, when my paralegal is on vacation I have have to do anything on my own.

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Testing administration responses when recent law grads bring up extending Diploma Privlege or some safe exam scenario

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Being the only associate that knows how to use all of the teleconference platforms 

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All the government lawyers and defense counsel being ordered to appear everyday in court while biglaw folks are doing appellate arguments in their underwear

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When people cross the street to get away from me I just assume it’s social distancing 

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When the whole administrative staff is out due to COVID-19 and I have to do my own filing

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listening to my client on cross examination 

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Starting my closing argument after getting killed in the trial. 

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Watching opposing counsel talk over the judge during her ruling.

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When a partner complements my brief

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Finishing up closing argument like

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When a client asks for a liability assessment

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How partners looks at anyone who suggests maternity leave be expanded

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We all have that friend who’s only contribution to every legal/client issue is: