Casually Bored

If I ever do anything meaningful with my life the world is going to end.

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[groupthinker]

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

[mortalityplays]

when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

[lesbx]

the body may be but mere flesh and bone

but the soul within is a colossus

[forcekenobi]

loved being like 12 years old and making an OC and saying “yeah they’re a hardened criminal. they’re deeply involved in crime. they’re in a gang” and then never elaborating on that because i didn’t know how crime worked. this is still my approach

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

[behold-my-squees]

Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing

[rimonoroni]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?

[rimonoroni]

y. you’re deactivated. how are you posting from the grave

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have unfinished business here

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Settling a score

You can’t heat up your car like this now, you’re dead :[

[parentheses-posts]

This post has 1 set of brackets and 1 extra opening bracket.

[thememedaddy]

[american-auror-story]

[heavensghost]

I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing

[hangsawoman]

i just wish it was easier. like. in general

[huffylemon]

[headspace-hotel]

i don't think chess sets be like

[slightlydraconic]

I'm so sorry but

yeah

[dkpsyhog]

Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[ypipie]

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[spitblaze]

[otiksimr]

Get snailed idiot.

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[howieduet]

Nationality: pussy

[official-lucifers-child]

this is the funniest fucking medical report i’ve ever seen, like yeah nationality: pussy but also the 69’s?? “cattish”??? “he does alright”???

[hkayakh]

Imagine you get the info card by itself

[papayajuan2019]

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

[were--ralph]

the world wasn't ready for this one

[aarrowom]

Tumblr acting out this gif

[were--ralph]

[milanesa42]

[meiandthedevil]

[captainstrawberrywings]

Happy birthday Yoh and Hao

Here is Graffart postcard for Yoh and Hao Birthday 5/5